This must be how it happened.
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This must be how it happened.
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Re: This must be how it happened.
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Re: This must be how it happened.
They are on a roll: The TOP TEN STORIES of the last 4.5 billion years.
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Now that's a roll! "A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Awesome!!! I am impressed with the Onion.
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Re: This must be how it happened.
They delve into utter fantasy here.
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Yeeaaahhhh....I'm thinking things went kinda the other way...Gawdzilla wrote:They delve into utter fantasy here.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: This must be how it happened.
"While you're out, pick up some buffalo. You probably should take 8-9 guys with you, they're grumpy. I'll stay here and make sure the mammoths don't walk on the tents."notFBM wrote:Yeeaaahhhh....I'm thinking things went kinda the other way...
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Re: This must be how it happened.
"Wipe your feet before you come in my cave! Just look at this place! We can't have anything nice! Have you finished scraping that hide? How many times do I have to tell you to wash them guts before you bring them in my kitchen? And just look at my blades! When are you going to make something better than Oldowan? I should have known better than to go with the first guy who clubbed me over the head and slung me over his shoulder!"Gawdzilla wrote:"While you're out, pick up some buffalo. You probably should take 8-9 guys with you, they're grumpy. I'll stay here and make sure the mammoths don't walk on the tents."notFBM wrote:Yeeaaahhhh....I'm thinking things went kinda the other way...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: This must be how it happened.
Here's another good one:
Christ converts to Islam.
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Christ converts to Islam.
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And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
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The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [Freewheelin' Franklin]
personal blog: the view from fanling [stories about Hong Kong and any other shite I can think up]
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