Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Holy Crap!
Post Reply
User avatar
cronus
Black Market Analyst
Posts: 18122
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:09 pm
About me: Illis quos amo deserviam
Location: United Kingdom
Contact:

Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by cronus » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:06 am

Following in the grand tradition of invented Gods - your turn...to invent the One True Deity. :tup:

I'll analyse the ideas later.
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

User avatar
NineBerry
Tame Wolf
Posts: 9100
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:35 pm
Location: nSk
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by NineBerry » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:35 am

My god punishes people for double-posts.

User avatar
cronus
Black Market Analyst
Posts: 18122
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:09 pm
About me: Illis quos amo deserviam
Location: United Kingdom
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by cronus » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:49 am

NineBerry wrote:My god punishes people for double-posts.
This is a strange computer. It is doing what it does on account of me building it myself. Increased the regular population of Rationalia by over ten per cent and still complaining... :nono:
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13750
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Where ever you are, Goethe was a Poet.
Location: Africa
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by rainbow » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:02 am

Scumple wrote:
NineBerry wrote:My god punishes people for double-posts.
This is a strange computer. It is doing what it does on account of me building it myself. Increased the regular population of Rationalia by over ten per cent and still complaining... :nono:
Does it face Makkah?

That could be the problem.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4

User avatar
cronus
Black Market Analyst
Posts: 18122
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:09 pm
About me: Illis quos amo deserviam
Location: United Kingdom
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by cronus » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:42 am

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/scien ... 01919.html

Look, double posts are a fact of nature. Symmetry is everywhere. But how do magnets work?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13750
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Where ever you are, Goethe was a Poet.
Location: Africa
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by rainbow » Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:35 am

Scumple wrote:http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/scien ... 01919.html

Look, double posts are a fact of nature. Symmetry is everywhere. But how do magnets work?
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4

User avatar
laklak
Posts: 21022
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
Location: Tannhauser Gate
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by laklak » Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:54 pm

My God makes magnets work. He spends so much time keeping all those electric motors and generators running that He doesn't have time to heal amputees.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

User avatar
Animavore
Nasty Hombre
Posts: 39276
Joined: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:26 am
Location: Ire Land.
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by Animavore » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:06 pm

My god has the power to beat all your gods. He can do anything.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.

User avatar
tattuchu
a dickload of cocks
Posts: 21889
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm
About me: I'm having trouble with the trolley.
Location: Marmite-upon-Toast, Wankershire
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by tattuchu » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:15 pm

The only god I'm interested in is one that watches me masturbate.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 41020
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by Svartalf » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:26 pm

If my god existed, I'd have some success with the ladies
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74111
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Invent Your Own God? Give Some Details...

Post by JimC » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:04 am

Just a rather stupid and backward dog...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests