God is a lard case

[cronus]

Not doing anything for 2000 years. Must have put on some weight?

[Mark Dreher]

Not doing anything for 2000 years. Must have put on some weight?

Ah, no.

Technically, I have "the" perfect body.

The perfect, male body.

Here, is a selfie, from 07/07/14.



When, you see that thing, "pumping on you"

That, is pretty much "the view", that you see "coming, at you".

You know, that alone, in the woman?

Trips so many triggers?

It's not even fair.

So..

She usually orgasms? Instantly.

You know, the first one.

And of course..

"He can go"

Forever

Ya, it's fringe.

Like, a zillion

Orgasms.

Oh, my goodness, "so that's what God does?"

All day?

Fraid so.

It's gruesome work

Not.

[JimC]

There is no god.

It was a hypothesis of our childhood, one that is no longer required for adults.

[cronus]

God is a lardy arse...

[Mark Dreher]

There is no god.

It was a hypothesis of our childhood, one that is no longer required for adults.

Well, no technically, "there are several".

The Greater, and The Lesser, "Yahweh's".

Shekinah? The Holy Spirit.. Is "the big one".

She? Has many planets, many galaxy's, many earths.

She? Is everywhere.

You are touching, "her", right now.

That's the big one.

I? The Lord God?

Am "subservient", to her.

She is my boss.

A ball breaker, you know.

She is tough.

To "give you a planet?"

Requires, "something big", something bulletproof.

Something, dependable.

That, is Mark.

As you know him.

Enoch

As I do.

"My best friend", in this galaxy.

Ya, that him.

Never fail ya

Guy.

It's why I sent him.

[Svartalf]

If there is a god, it's an evil bastard, and the chretins keep telling us it's good, therefore they are wrong and their god is not worthy of worship.

[Mark Dreher]

If there is a god, it's an evil bastard, and the chretins keep telling us it's good, therefore they are wrong and their god is not worthy of worship.

That's true, you know, shit.

God, "is an evil bastard".

This is rape.

Jeeze, I hated, to even type that.

OMG, but she forced me.

I can not see, how that is productive.

But, I keep bringing up, this "rape aspect"?

It's not right.

That, "II would be involved", in anything, like that.

She said, "shut the fuck up!"

Or, "I will kill you". So, I shut up.

I find out the plan?

One second, before, I type it.

It's an interesting plan, though, I kind of "admire", Shekinah, even more.

As, I find out, more and more.

To, "save the earth?"

We, have to make her happy.

And basically? It's pretty simply, so easy.

"All she wants, 'is grace'" So easy.

And not a big grandstand, of any kind.

Just

Little clues.. Dropped along, the way.

i.e. "cool people, pray" before they eat.

Did you see that..

It was so damn subtle

And easy

To "change the earth".

Painless.

You just "drop hints".

And nobody knows

"Why they are being good"

It just seems

"Like the right way"

Cuz, they seen it, somewhere

Can't remember, where.

"Subliminal"

Means

"You don't see it".

You never, see it.

You, just feel like

Doing, what the cool people, do.

All so painless.

I'll even "closed the website".

And no one will know, I'm even on, the earth.

Sneaky.

I don't care.

As long

As they do it.

All, we need, is grace

Not a grandstand.

It's meant to be "transparent", ideally.

I could publish, my bible, in 50 years, "It would still work".

It is an autopilot.

And "when it's published?", don't matter.

[JimC]

Fuck off, moron.

[Mark Dreher]

Fuck off, moron.

The prenuptial agreement?

25% of your estate.

So..

You will always have 75.

But not treat me, "as a punk".

50, I know, is horrid.

And 10, an insult.

It's "an investment".

You are buying?

"Your happiness", forever more.

That's worth a lot.

And "I have nothing, I want to buy", so I won't spend it.

I don't know.

But, that seems, "like a pretty good plan".

My vows, "To makes you happy"

Never be mean.

And "not to embarrass you", ever.

That's it.

The whole plan

In your

Hands.

Huh. I just heard it, myself.

Oh, my goodness, I'm a little uncomfortable, I don't mind telling you.

Jeeze, that feels weird.

Yikes.

[JimC]

As usual, utter bollocks, displaying nothing but delusional thinking. Seek treatment.

[Mark Dreher]

As usual, utter bollocks, displaying nothing but delusional thinking. Seek treatment.

Ya, right, it is "3:48" AM.

My SS, number, again.

Get a clue, please, my dear.

I am God.

But, there's is a "slightly bigger one".

Who wants this.

You were designed, "just, to enjoy this", to tickle you.

To "trip, your every trigger".

You will be happy.

The second, I arrive, "and every second, in my presence".

You will.

Wet, the expression it.

You, are going to have to wear diapers.

When, you are with me.

It's true.

The whole thing, "is fun".

But mostly?

For you.

This, "is all for you"

Designed, you you

For you.

You

"Want to rule the earth".

It's time.

And, you will do that.

Through, that squirt's, body.

Because? You can.

And you're "fairly small".

A little agoraphobic.

A littler nervous

And this guy?

Oh my God

He makes you, so calm.

[cronus]

You can learn much from Yoda Mark if you first allow the guy to chill out.

[Svartalf]

I thought You were Yoda's unknown student.

[cronus]

I thought You were Yoda's unknown student.

I'm a mere bounty hunter. Learning is not unknown to me, though.

[Mark Dreher]

I thought You were Yoda's unknown student.

I'm a mere bounty hunter. Learning is not unknown to me, though.

You, are God.

The big one, I'm afraid.

You see, the human body, "has to be conditioned".

And, for God "to rule", she must have, "a pretty well trained body".

And "a heart stopping, name".

I mean, "your heart, has to skip a beat, 'when you hear it'".

And everyone

From Obama, to Putin, to the Queen of England

"Must know it"

And fear it.

Let's be honest.

So, "she made that", you know, believable.

She, "is small", you know, Shekinah, same size, and shape, commonly, as that Baby Orangutan.

That, is "her", pure, and simple.

God?

Baby Orangutan.

We did, "come from monkeys", after all.

But? That's, none of our business, and "degrades, from her accomplishment", of "creating us", and the animals, and the plants, and the stars.

She, don't want y'all "figuring, nothin, out", she "did it all", pure and simple.

Is how she wants it.

And, she wants "to rule".

But, "she is a damn, orangutan", is the reality.

A reality, "that she is not too happy, about", to be honest.

And "she don't like Jesus, too much, "because everyone prays, to him", and not her.

I, have a huge burden

"The AntiChrist"

But, "a good one".

What is that? Sounds bad.

It isn't, it is "simply to change, the name, on prayers"

To you.

Shekinah.

That's it.

She banged up my arm, "to show my humanity."

And, "provide a clue".

Don't pray to him! Dammit.

Pray to me.

Shekinah

And this: "Is what I look like":

Cue, stage right.

Ya

You should be trembling.

You should have known.

That girl?

Ain't real

She is young.

And now, she is old, enough

"To do it"

What/

You don't want to know

Queen of the Earth

Believe me

You don't want to know.