Toldjaso!

[Seth]

Toldjaso.... 0.8 seconds.

Technology
A Perfect Headshot in Less Than a Second? This Sharpshooter Has Skills
Jul. 29, 2014 11:50am Elizabeth Kreft

An incredibly fast sharpshooter pulled off a nearly impossible shot — and captured it all on video.

In it, the bearded tactician lines up in front of a target 25 meters away just before a buzzer sounds; less than a second later, the loud clank of a bullet blasting through a metal target is heard.

The weapons expert calls himself “Instructor Zero” and explained in the video for a group dubbed “TeamZero” that firing at a target this quickly isn’t something you’d want to do on a regular basis.

“This isn’t something you’d want to do in real life,” he says in a think accent, “you know in real life when you keep out your gun you need to be sure about every round … but we train in this way because if here I use less than one second to hit a target at 25 meters, (a small target at 8 meters) will be easy.”

Check out the crazy-fast shot here:

[rainbow]

Perhaps he is compensating for his small penis?

[JimC]

Fair enough, good on him...

One can admire a narrow area of competence without making of it something of global significance...

I'd like to see him (or anybody in the entire universe) best me in solving quadratic equations...

(with an agreed gin handicap, of course....)

[cronus]

Can he hit the Ebola virus that quick though?

[rainbow]

...the fastest gun you've ever seen.

[cronus]

[piscator]

...Big Iron on his hiiiippp....

I used to work with a guy we called, "Big Iron". He was 5'3", a little overweight, and had short legs for his height; stomped around on cheap bullhide cowboy boots with 3" riding heels, and Levis; sported a horseshoe mustache, and gagged everyone within earshot when he cooed and whispered "sweet nothings" to his noisy barrel-shaped wife on the phone. He had graduated OIT, and thought he was just the sort of plain-spoken genius the world needed right then.

Thing was, our boss was a self-taught autocrat with a chip on his shoulder for being a Jew, and a raging hockey boner. His partner had his PhD from CalTech and actually was a genius, and had a son who was a full colonel in the Air Force nuclear missile program at 39. Only time anyone was going to take the piss out of these guys was behind their backs. There was just no doing it in front of either of them. One would beat your ass for a Snickers bar, the other would give you a lecture on Dirichelet series before he put you to work on something so tedious, repetitive, and mind numbing you'd beg to play hockey with his partner...


I had a lot of fun there.

[Seth]

...the fastest gun you've ever seen.

Boy, Jane Fonda was a HAWT babe back then. Can you say "Barbarella?"

Too bad she's such a traitorous bitch.

[rainbow]

Boy, Jane Fonda was a HAWT babe back then. Can you say "Barbarella?"

Too bad she's such a traitorous bitch.

What did she do to upset you, Seth?

[piscator]

She was photo op'd sitting in a North Vietnamese antiaircraft gun during her visit to Hanoi in 1972. Part of a long pattern of outspoken criticism of the war, but way over the top.

[rainbow]

Silly me. I forgot about the war that stopped Communism from taking over Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia.

[piscator]

I like the one that stopped the 13 rebellious American colonies from forming a breakaway republic.

[Svartalf]

And we had pretty much done it if that moron Bonaparte hadn't decided to add Russia to his other conquests...

[Seth]

Silly me. I forgot about the war that stopped Communism from taking over Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia.

Nonetheless, while it was protest that ended the waf, Fondacunt gave aid and comfort to the enemy while our troops were in the field, which qualifies as treason.

She should have been tried.

[surreptitious57]

Fondacunt gave aid and comfort to the enemy while our troops were in the field

But your troops should not have been over there in the first place though

When they finally left it went Communist anyway so it was all for nothing