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Woman bites car

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:04 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-25679166

A woman sank her teeth into a car roof after a roadside argument on a night out, a court has heard.

Rhian Jeremiah, 26, left teeth marks in the bodywork a white Fiat 500 causing £220-worth of damage.

She had been drinking at a memorial night for her late boyfriend, Simon Jones, who drowned off the coast, Aberystwyth magistrates was told.

Jeremiah, of Cardigan, Ceredigion, was given a 12-month community order after being found guilty of criminal damage.

Car owner Selina Day told the court: "She came up to the car and tried to rip the door open.

"I couldn't understand what she was saying - she was very drunk and was abusive.

"There was a bit of an argument and she sunk her teeth into the part of the car above the window. I could hear metal crunching.

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Re: Woman bites car

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:11 pm

Earth to Rhian Jeremiah: "Fiat" is not a type of cheese.
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Post by Mysturji » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:22 pm

Note to self: NEVER let that woman give me a blow job.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:27 pm

I wonder if she is related to Jaws? (either one, but I'm thinking more the one from Bond).
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Re: Woman bites car

Post by Jason » Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:08 pm

Go go gadget fluoride!

Seriously. How did she not break her teeth?

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Re: Woman bites car

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:51 pm

Those Italian cars are just so fucking tasty!

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