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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:32 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-24907190
Plans to raise the height of an iconic statue in Glasgow - in a bid to stop revellers placing traffic cones on it - are 'likely to be withdrawn'.

Glasgow City Council wanted to raise the plinth as part of a £65,000 project to refurbish the Duke of Wellington monument in the centre of the city.

However, after a massive social media campaign, a council spokesman said the plan was likely to be dropped.

He said an announcement would be made on Tuesday.

The council had said that raising the height would end a practice which projected a "depressing image" of Glasgow and would save the £10,000 cost of removing the cone 100 times a year.

The scheme would have seen a new granite-clad concrete base of 86cm (34in) added to the memorial to raise its overall height.

However, the council has reconsidered its decision "in its current form" after an online petition called "Save Wellington's Cone", which gathered thousands of signatories in just a few hours, and a Facebook campaign which had planned a rally in support of the cone.

The petition stated: "The cone on Wellington's head is an iconic part of Glasgow's heritage, and means far more to the people of Glasgow and to visitors than Wellington himself ever has.

"Raising the statue will, in any case, only result in people injuring themselves attempting to put the cone on anyway: does anyone really think that a raised plinth will deter drunk Glaswegians?"

The matter was discussed widely on social networking sites.

Writer and comedian Greg Hemphill wrote on his Twitter feed: "Raising the statue is a very sound idea cause if there's one thing every Glaswegian loves it's being told what they can and cannot do."

Adapting a former catchphrase from his Chewin' The Fat show, he added: "Cony No Dae That."

The Wellington statue was sculpted by Italian artist Carlo Marochetti and erected in 1844.
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How the flying fuck can it cost £100.00 to remove a fucking traffic cone from a statues head? :think:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:01 am

I love the UK. (and wherever the fuck Glasgow is). :biggrin:
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:37 am

Fucking luddite middle brow councillors from upper working class backgrounds with no humour grace or intelligence. The piece has had a cone on it since prior to my birth, I've placed one on it with mates, it is the people's art. It stands right outside the modern art gallery and is a perfect symbol for it. Populist Stuckism before the disgruntled hacks like Childish and Greyson Perry and the like were capable of a manifesto.

To me it is the prime symbol of Glasgow, that of irreverence to authority, much better than Mungo's stagnation tarot emblazoned on every bus stop. Maybe someone here might have a clue what the fuck I'm babbling on about.

As for the cost. By the time you pay for the guy to remove it, someone to supervise, four others to stand around doing nothing, further traffic cones to cordon off the area, insurance for council workers going above 3 feet off the ground, I'm surprised it's not much more.
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Post by Twoflower » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:47 am

I love the traffic cone statue. One of the few things I like about Glasgow.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:23 pm

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It is a beautifully comical look.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:27 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote: Question:-
How the flying fuck can it cost £100.00 to remove a fucking traffic cone from a statues head? :think:
They use a very expensive stick.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:14 pm

PsychoSerenity wrote:Image

It is a beautifully comical look.
I love it. :mrgreen:
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Post by Twoflower » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:22 pm

Before my parents came to visit my flatmate put a cone on the statue for their arrival.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:03 pm

Twoflower wrote:Before my parents came to visit my flatmate put a cone on the statue for their arrival.
Should've had a Merkin flag flying from the top of it, like a medieval ladies' hat.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:08 pm

They should decorate it seasonally. There's a house in Brisbane next to a busy road that has a mannequin in the front window that the owner dresses up each week to signify some major event. I also noticed a crane/scaffolding company along the highway which is also doing the same thing. The last few weeks it was Halloween decorations, and this week they've got a gigantic moustache dangling from a crane to signify Movember. :{D
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Post by ronmcd » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:31 am

I could be wrong but I seem to remember the cone even appears briefly in the Neil Marshall movie Doomsday. There's a brief CG shot of an abandoned and overgrown Glasgow, looking straight along the street at the Gallery of Modern Art, and there's the cone.

Shit, I hope I didn't imagine that.

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Post by Tero » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:38 am

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Post by Faithfree » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:05 am

It's iconeic!


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Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:09 am

I think it would look better if the horse had a Mexican Hat, with holes cut for the ears.

But I suppose you would lose the spontanaiety of the work by going to that much trouble. And traffic cones ARE free.

They should get it one of those cones with solar-powered lights fitted, for Christmas.
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:41 am

mistermack wrote:I think it would look better if the horse had a Mexican Hat, with holes cut for the ears.

But I suppose you would lose the spontanaiety of the work by going to that much trouble. And traffic cones ARE free.

They should get it one of those cones with solar-powered lights fitted, for Christmas.
I've seen it decorated before during the festivities.

I'm glad someone posted the statue pic. Could anyone imagine anyone in Glasgow strutting about looking that pompous without being publicly mocked? I'm glad they've seen sense. I don't think they would have been happy with the sign for the city chambers being replaced every so often with "Secure Mental Unit" signs.
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