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Chinese man has new nose grown on forehead

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:44 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-24282498

Chinese man has new nose grown on forehead

A man from China's Fujian province has had a new nose grown on his forehead following a traffic accident last year.

The 22-year-old man suffered severe nasal trauma and his subsequent treatment caused his nasal cartilage to corrode. Surgeons came up with the idea of growing a nose on his forehead.

After nine months of growth, surgeons say that the the nose is in good shape and the transplant will be performed soon.

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Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:49 pm

And now for something completely different...
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Re: Chinese man has new nose grown on forehead

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:51 pm

Mysturji wrote:And now for something completely different...
Seen it all before but it's nothing to sniff at nevertheless.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:51 pm

It's one of those roman noses.....
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Re: Chinese man has new nose grown on forehead

Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:52 pm

If it turns out he also has three buttocks, he should apply for a grant.
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Re: Chinese man has new nose grown on forehead

Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:52 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:It's one of those roman noses.....
:rimshot:
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Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:00 pm

It's going to take more than a snot-eye to impress a site full of dick heads.
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Man has nose on forehead

Post by rainbow » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:04 am

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Re: Man has nose on forehead

Post by cronus » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:09 am

Thread Merger. :thinks:
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Post by JimC » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:33 am

Scrumple wrote:Thread Merger. :thinks:
Done...
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Re: Man has nose on forehead

Post by cronus » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:56 am

JimC wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Thread Merger. :thinks:
Done...
That was quick. Everything in the right place. :tup:
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Re: Man has nose on forehead

Post by Faithfree » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:08 am

If he ever needs a new penis he'll look a right dickhead. :coffee:
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Re: Chinese man has new nose grown on forehead

Post by tattuchu » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:16 am

Mysturji wrote:And now for something completely different...
There's a nose on that fellow's forehead.
What's it doing there?
Running.
I can see that!
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Re: Man has nose on forehead

Post by cronus » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:36 am

Snorting a line is fine but don't ever snort LSD. :ddpan:
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Re: Man has nose on forehead

Post by Mysturji » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:38 pm

Scrumple wrote:Snorting a line is fine but don't ever snort LSD. :ddpan:
Why not?
It worked for me once.
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