Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

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Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by klr » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:44 pm

US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'
Girl flirts with pig in 'disgusting' roadside-assistance romp

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Posted in Bootnotes, 26th February 2013 11:43 GMT

Video US insurance outfit Geico has incurred the wrath of campaigning group One Million Moms for punting a "disgusting bestiality" agenda at wide-eyed kiddies.

In an advert for the Geico's mobile phone roadside assistance app, the company's porcine mascot Maxwell "and a young female are in a parked car on a lover's lane", as One Million Moms explains.

It continues: "The car is actually broken down, but while sitting there the girl appears to be turned on by the pig. She hints that she wants to make out. She is disappointed when she learns the tow truck is on the way and they won't be able to 'pass the time'."

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More text (and of course a video clip of the advert) here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/26/porcine_rumpus/
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Re: Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:50 pm

And squeals of delight were heard...
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Re: Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by Tero » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:00 pm

I guess they never heard of Viivi and Wagner. Her male chauvanist pig mate is..a pig. She is a vegetarian feminist.
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Post by klr » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:01 pm

The sort of people complaining about this advert would probably regard the Finns as a deviant nation, full stop. :mob:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:17 pm

I thought this kind of interspecies bigotry went by the wayside long ago, when Kermit the Frog dated Miss Piggy.
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Post by laklak » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:22 pm

Kermit "Bacon Finger" Frog?
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Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:23 pm

Brilliant! Ad of the year. :clap:
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Post by Jason » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:22 pm

Oblivious pig.
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:04 am

Piggy style...
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Re: Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by Calilasseia » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:38 am

Heh, if I was handling the Geico account, I'd hit back with an advert featuring an under-age girl in "modest" dress and a "prophet", just to piss the fuckers off.
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Post by Faithfree » Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:17 am

They'll want to ban "The owl and the pussycat" next, not to mention "Beauty and the beast"! :lay:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:09 am

They'll bring back the days of cromwell's commonwealth and the puritan colonies.
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Re: Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:24 pm

I didn't like that ad.

Cartoons are different, everybody, even kiddies, see catoon animals as substitute people.

That pig was too real, there was a real undercurrent of bestiality in it. I'm sure that the ad people knew that, and thought that it would give the ad more mileage. Which it has.
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Re: Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:31 pm

I have nothing to add.
I'm just posting to claim a record. There has been no post in news, current events etc. between my last one and this.
That's ten hours without a post.
Is anybody out there? Has there been an atomic strike?
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Re: Bestiality is gone to the dogs ... I mean, pigs

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:45 pm

mistermack wrote:I have nothing to add.
I'm just posting to claim a record. There has been no post in news, current events etc. between my last one and this.
That's ten hours without a post.
Is anybody out there? Has there been an atomic strike?
You don't see the stealth posts. :ninja:
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