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She Faked One Thing But Not the Other

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:00 pm

http://www.sacbee.com/2012/12/14/505439 ... rkers.html
Woman's sex romp exposes workers' comp fraud
The Associated Press
Published: Friday, Dec. 14, 2012 - 6:20 am
Last Modified: Friday, Dec. 14, 2012 - 12:56 pm

SAN MATEO, Calif. -- A sex romp in a public park has helped prosecutors convict a California woman of faking an ankle injury to collect workers' compensation payments.

San Mateo County prosecutors say 29-year-old Modupe Adunni Martin reported the injury while working as a Sequoia Union High School District janitor in 2009.

Martin claimed she couldn't walk and needed crutches.

District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe says investigators caught Martin on videotape throwing her crutches into a car and running in high heels at a public park.

She then allegedly performed a sex act at the park on a boyfriend that doctors concluded she couldn't have done with an injured ankle.

Martin pleaded no contest to fraud and was sentenced on Thursday to nine months in jail. She was also ordered to pay more than $79,000 in restitution.

A call to her attorney, Emily Andrews, on Friday was not immediately returned.

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Post by SteveB » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:03 pm

Heard another girl pulled a similar stunt with a "broken" toe.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:19 pm

I don't know, I've worked through a cramp or two before. -just saying- I'll need to see the video evidence to be sure.

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Post by HomerJay » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:26 pm

What sex acts do you need good ankles for?

Details please.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:31 pm

This is one news story that I actively encourage speculation about. Go on, your wildest suppositions, please! :tea:
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Post by SteveB » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:36 pm

Obviously it was an ankle job. :prof: It's like a hand or foot job but with your...ankles...
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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:48 pm

Nibbler wrote:Obviously it was an ankle job. :prof: It's like a hand or foot job but with your...ankles...
I think they call that a "spit roast."
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Post by SteveB » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:52 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Nibbler wrote:Obviously it was an ankle job. :prof: It's like a hand or foot job but with your...ankles...
I think they call that a "spit roast."
I believe that's when a woman is being simultaneously penetrated in the mouth and in one of the lower orifices. The imagery makes more sense that way, at least.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:55 pm

Nice dorsiflexion, baby! :naughty:
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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:56 pm

The Filthy Achilles dip.

[edited to add.... pointless leering smuttery]

She'd have difficultly walking after I'd finished with her... hur hur hur drool etc...
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Post by klr » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 pm

Showing an exposed ankle? It's the end of civilised society as we know it.
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Post by Jason » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:00 pm

What do they call them.. oh yeah 'footjobs'.

Yep. That's a thing.

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Post by SteveB » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:02 pm

For foot fetishists, it definitely is!
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Post by JimC » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:03 am

A reverse cowgirl with a triple spin...

Very high degree of difficulty, can result in permanent maiming...
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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:43 am

Nibbler wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Nibbler wrote:Obviously it was an ankle job. :prof: It's like a hand or foot job but with your...ankles...
I think they call that a "spit roast."
I believe that's when a woman is being simultaneously penetrated in the mouth and in one of the lower orifices. The imagery makes more sense that way, at least.
I was just trying to employ some of my new vocabulary words. :mrgreen:
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