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"Leave goat man alone. He's done nothing wrong."

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:02 pm

http://www.sacbee.com/2012/07/24/465408 ... tains.html
SALT LAKE CITY -- A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has been identified as a hunter preparing for a Canadian archery season.

After a hiker spotted the so-called goat man on July 15 in the mountains above Ogden, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City, wildlife officials said they wanted to talk to the person to be certain he was aware of the dangers as hunting season approaches.

They speculated he might have been an extreme wildlife enthusiast who just wanted to get as close as possible to the goats. A few days after the spotting, state wildlife authorities received an anonymous call from an "agitated man" who simply said, "Leave goat man alone. He's done nothing wrong."

This week, however, the mystery was solved.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said he received a call Monday from a 57-year-old Southern California hunter who explained he was merely trying out his goat suit in preparation for a mountain goat hunt in Canada next year.

"He gave me enough details about the area and the situation that it made me feel confident this was him," Douglass said Tuesday.

"In talking to him, I felt he was very knowledgeable, a very experienced hunter. He's hunted internationally," Douglass added. "My concern all along was that this person needed to understand the risks, and certainly after talking to him, I felt he was doing the best he could to understand and mitigate those risks ... He was simply preparing for a hunt."

The man did not identify himself, Douglass said, noting the hunter was concerned for his safety after widespread media coverage of the sighting, first reported by the Standard-Examiner of Ogden.

Coty Creighton, 33, spotted the goat man July 15 during his hike. He said he came across a herd, but noticed something odd about one goat that was trailing behind the rest.

"I thought maybe it was injured," Creighton said last week. "It just looked odd."

He said he pulled out binoculars to get a closer look at the goats about 200 yards away and was shocked. The man appeared to be acting like a goat while wearing a crudely made costume, which had fake horns and a cloth mask with cut-out eye holes, Creighton said.

"We were the only ones around for miles," he said. "It was real creepy."

Douglass said 60 permits will be issued for goat hunting season in that area, which begins in September, and he had worried the man in the goat suit might be accidentally shot or could be attacked by a real goat.

He said the hunter described the goat costume as merely a hooded painter's uniform and a fleece.

Douglass said wildlife officials encourage archery hunters to practice their skills and to "get themselves in a position where they make a clean and humane shot."

"That's exactly what he was doing," Douglass said. "There are laws that require people to wear hunter orange during rifle hunts, but people do wear camo during archery hunts."

And while it's not illegal to dress up like the animal you're trying to kill, Douglass said it's still dangerous.

"It's unwise," he said. "It's just a bad idea all the way around to do that kind of thing."
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:05 pm

Native Americans used to use buffalo hides to get closer to a herd.
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Post by Jason » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:11 pm

We've got loads of Californian Bighorn Sheep around here.. hope I don't shoot a Merkin in a sheepsuit by accident. :lol:

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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:20 pm

PordFrefect wrote:We've got loads of Californian Bighorn Sheep around here.. hope I don't shoot a Merkin in a sheepsuit by accident. :lol:
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Post by Twoflower » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:21 pm

Having been raised in a family of hunters, this article doesn't surprise me one bit.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:22 pm

Twoflower wrote:Having been raised in a family of hunters, this article doesn't surprise me one bit.
Says the lady wearing the cowhide hat.
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Post by Twoflower » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:23 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Having been raised in a family of hunters, this article doesn't surprise me one bit.
Says the lady wearing the cowhide hat.
There is a baseball cap with plastic deer antlers attached to it at one of my relatives houses. I can't remember where it was last spotted.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:28 pm

Twoflower wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Having been raised in a family of hunters, this article doesn't surprise me one bit.
Says the lady wearing the cowhide hat.
There is a baseball cap with plastic deer antlers attached to it at one of my relatives houses. I can't remember where it was last spotted.
If we'd had the time I would have shown you the house with the plastic deer in the front yard. It's visible from the road and a shot from a passing truck would go directly through it and hit the living room of the house. I hope they don't have kids.
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Post by amused » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:32 pm

Uh huh. And just how sure are we that all he wants to do is shoot a goat? :nono:

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Post by laklak » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:05 pm

My thoughts exactly.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by amused » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:09 pm

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Post by amused » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:35 pm

Given the current advocacy for rape that this forum advocates, I think it is in very poor taste that there is a thread that suggests that a man dressed as a goat who stalks goats might have goat rape on his mind.

It's just not right.

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