Old dood exposes his balls in cyber cafe. Run away!!!!!!!!!!

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Old dood exposes his balls in cyber cafe. Run away!!!!!!!!!!

Post by FBM » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:01 am

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:05 am

The gun nuts are going to love this one!

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Post by FBM » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:08 am

The corn nuts, not so much...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:08 am

FBM wrote:The corn nuts, not so much...
More guns, less violence.
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Post by FBM » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:13 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
FBM wrote:The corn nuts, not so much...
More guns, less violence.
More corn nuts, less tooth enamel.

And, yeah, I guess the two idjits who tried to rob the place were probably trying to find a place where people are unarmed and helpless to defend themselves. I bet they strike 'internet cafe' off their "to-rob" list from here on out, eh? :tup:
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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:16 am

That time, it worked...

Next time, random bullets strike bystanders...
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Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:17 am

Useless bastard can't even fire a gun straight. I would've peeled that guy's cap from that range :nono:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:19 am

Animavore wrote:Useless bastard can't even fire a gun straight. I would've peeled that guys cap from that range :nono:
Yeah, not very a good shot, like most sextagenarians.

As for bystanders, what the hell were they doing there in the first place? :cranky:
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Post by Rum » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:20 am

So will the old guy be arrested and charged?

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Post by FBM » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:22 am

:dunno: Depends on the local laws.
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Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:23 am

Was he firing blanks? Looking at it again I can't see how he missed that guy.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:23 am

Rum wrote:So will the old guy be arrested and charged?
95% sure he won't be if that was a legal firearm.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:24 am

Animavore wrote:Was he firing blanks? Looking at it again I can't see how he missed that guy.
Yeah, he would have done better by firing in the air.
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