Terrorists as Dangerous as Bees

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Terrorists as Dangerous as Bees

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:27 am

Bees kill as many Britons as terrorists do, David Anderson, QC, the Independent Reviewer of Terrorism Legislation, has said in the Telegraph...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... chdog.html

I agree - what made me chuckle about this article was that I remember deploying exactly the same statistical argument against some of the RDFs more pro terror-legislation posters back in 2009. It's funny to see one of my own arguments making the front page of the Telegraph.
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Post by klr » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:33 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Bees kill as many Britons as terrorists do, David Anderson, QC, the Independent Reviewer of Terrorism Legislation, has said in the Telegraph...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... chdog.html

I agree - what made me chuckle about this article was that I remember deploying exactly the same statistical argument against some of the RDFs more pro terror-legislation posters back in 2009. It's funny to see one of my own arguments making the front page of the Telegraph.
By the same logic, isn't driving a car much dangerous than flying, and therefore it ought to be restricted or more heavily regulated?

Just throwing that out there before anyone else does. :shifty:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:34 am

So, they were just trying to pollinate the World Trade Center?
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Post by Elessarina » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:34 am

Let's go to war on bees!

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Post by klr » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:36 am

Elessarina wrote:Let's go to war on bees!
We already have. Bee numbers are declining so much that there aren't enough to pollinate all the flowers. :nervous:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:39 am

klr wrote:
Elessarina wrote:Let's go to war on bees!
We already have. Bee numbers are declining so much that there aren't enough to pollinate all the flowers. :nervous:
That appears to be due to a rampaging fungal infection. They've located colonies of bees that are resistant to that shit, work continues. For once we might do something productive whilst meddling with nature.
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Post by Elessarina » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:40 am

I always save bees. I'd never kill them... I try to never kill anything. I lost my temper with a big fly in my room one night though and whacked the thing

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:41 am

Elessarina wrote:I always save bees. I'd never kill them... I try to never kill anything. I lost my temper with a big fly in my room one night though and whacked the thing
I am of the "be cool around bees and they won't flip out on you" school. Other bugs, not so much.
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Post by klr » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:44 am

Elessarina wrote:I always save bees. I'd never kill them... I try to never kill anything. I lost my temper with a big fly in my room one night though and whacked the thing
Most insects have a blind spot directly overhead. Do it right, and they never see it coming. :tea:

Although I too prefer not to kill them if I can avoid it.
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Post by Elessarina » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:46 am

Me too... it was fly that was buzzing around my head at about 3 am and landing on me.. I chased it around the room for about half an hour trying to get it out but lost patience so deodorised it!

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Re: Terrorists as Dangerous as Bees

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:53 am

There was a bee seemingly asleep by the patio doors the other day. As soon as I opened the door it woke up and flew outside, alighting on the first flower it came to.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:57 am

I've killed two carpenter bees who had declared jihad on my trellis, and any other comers can expect the same. :coffee:


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Re: Terrorists as Dangerous as Bees

Post by klr » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:57 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:There was a bee seemingly asleep by the patio doors the other day. As soon as I opened the door it woke up and flew outside, alighting on the first flower it came to.
It's a bee thing.

Sometimes, when I'm loitering with others at work, I think I should start walking in figure of eight patterns, and tell people I'm acting like a bee. :whistle:
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Re: Terrorists as Dangerous as Bees

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:00 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:There was a bee seemingly asleep by the patio doors the other day. As soon as I opened the door it woke up and flew outside, alighting on the first flower it came to.
It's a bee thing.

Sometimes, when I'm loitering with others at work, I think I should start walking in figure of eight patterns, and tell people I'm acting like a bee. :whistle:
I think you should definitely do that....
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Re: Terrorists as Dangerous as Bees

Post by klr » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:01 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:There was a bee seemingly asleep by the patio doors the other day. As soon as I opened the door it woke up and flew outside, alighting on the first flower it came to.
It's a bee thing.

Sometimes, when I'm loitering with others at work, I think I should start walking in figure of eight patterns, and tell people I'm acting like a bee. :whistle:
I think you should definitely do that....
Don't encourage me. I already have a five-foot bamboo stick that I threaten miscreants with ...
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