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Real Islamic games ( I think )
Just in case the above site is a hoax, please post your suggestions for Islamic Games events.
I think the 100 metres would still be the big one.
The only difference would be that they run 100 metres first, and THEN there's a loud bang.
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The hop, skip and giant backward step (women only!)
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I think the shooting events would be interesting.
You have to master holding an assault weapon in one hand, and shooting straight up vertically, while remarking loudly how jolly good god is.
How the fuck you manage to fix a target, I don't know.
You have to master holding an assault weapon in one hand, and shooting straight up vertically, while remarking loudly how jolly good god is.
How the fuck you manage to fix a target, I don't know.
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I want to see the women's swimming. Those burkas should make it a streamlined event.
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Ah, but only women will be allowed to watch it.John_fi_Skye wrote:I want to see the women's swimming. Those burkas should make it a streamlined event.
Anyway, I'm trying to imagine the competitors in the track and field throwing events shouting "Allah hu Akbar" as they release the javelin, discus, etc.
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200 meters hurdles with exploding vests.
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The shot putt would be interesting. I'd have to inspect them for fuses, before I let them putt it near me.
I believe the walk could be actually better. They would combine the mens with the womens, with the women following ten paces behind the men.
I believe the walk could be actually better. They would combine the mens with the womens, with the women following ten paces behind the men.
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The apostate dash. Winner is last one to avoid assassination.
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Of course, in any Olympic event that requires points to be awarded by judging, a female judge (if allowed at all) will only have half the voting power of a male.
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Captain of the Egyptian Sunni Handball Team:
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I see problems ahead with the beach volleyball.
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.....and replacing synchronised swimming, since Muslim nations tend to see more sand than water....
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Aren't we all very evils atheists for engaging in this stereotyping? 
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Yep. And let's have Baroness Warsi heading up the team that ensures public money is all used wisely.klr wrote:Aren't we all very evils atheists for engaging in this stereotyping?
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Windsurfing is actually easier in a burkha - as long as it's loose enough. 
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