What's the opposite of a pig?

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What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Pappa » Sat May 05, 2012 11:34 am

Someone just asked me and I suppose philosophy was the best place to ask.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 05, 2012 11:35 am

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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by FBM » Sat May 05, 2012 11:37 am

A gip? :ask:
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 05, 2012 11:40 am

FBM wrote:A gip? :ask:
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat May 05, 2012 12:16 pm

some kind of fish, like a capybara
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 05, 2012 12:17 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:some kind of fish, like a capybara
Damn it, as Feck keeps saying, capybaras are DINOSAURS!!!! :lay:
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by klr » Sat May 05, 2012 12:20 pm

There are some questions that just don't make sense. In fact, there are a great many. Most of them just never get asked.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 05, 2012 12:26 pm

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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by tattuchu » Sat May 05, 2012 12:26 pm

Opposite of a pig you will see a Welshman putting on a condom, winking at the pig. The pig will have a worried look on its porcine face.

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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by FBM » Sat May 05, 2012 12:27 pm

How long is a stick?
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat May 05, 2012 12:30 pm

Maybe get some pig DNA, reverse all the base pairs and stick the DNA in a hollowed out egg. Then wait.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Faithfree » Sat May 05, 2012 12:33 pm

Clearly it's The Antipig :coffee:
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by M » Sat May 05, 2012 12:36 pm

FBM wrote:How long is a stick?
This long.
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by PsychoSerenity » Sat May 05, 2012 12:37 pm

The empty space in my stomach. :food:
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Re: What's the opposite of a pig?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat May 05, 2012 12:38 pm

Faithfree wrote:Clearly it's The Antipig :coffee:
THIS is the answer.

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