Al Jolson Charged Over Daughter's Tanning

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 04, 2012 1:10 pm

:coffeespray: Nice title, Jack...
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Re: Al Jolson Charged Over Daughter's Tanning

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Fri May 04, 2012 1:19 pm

A woman from New Jersey who appears to have an obsession with fake tanning...
We have such people in the UK as well.







We call them "Scousers". :coffee:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri May 04, 2012 8:20 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
A woman from New Jersey who appears to have an obsession with fake tanning...
We have such people in the UK as well.







We call them "Scousers". :coffee:
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Post by Warren Dew » Sun May 06, 2012 12:17 am

Remind me not to let my kids play on the beach.

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Post by Audley Strange » Sun May 06, 2012 5:05 am

That woman looked like a Tim and Eric Character. I can't stop laughing.
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Re: Al Jolson Charged Over Daughter's Tanning

Post by Drewish » Sun May 06, 2012 5:17 am

She didn't have the girl get a tan. She brought her into the tanning salon with her, but the girl didn't get a tan, the mother did. People are just freaking out and the media is trying to push the "look at the crazy lady!" angle.
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Post by hadespussercats » Sun May 06, 2012 6:09 am

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
A woman from New Jersey who appears to have an obsession with fake tanning...
We have such people in the UK as well.







We call them "Scousers". :coffee:
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Post by FBM » Sun May 06, 2012 8:31 am

I just caught the title... :spray:
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Post by kiki5711 » Sun May 06, 2012 10:32 am

Is she trying to be a black person? Cuz that's what she looks like now.

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Re: Al Jolson Charged Over Daughter's Tanning

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 6:39 pm

Putting a redhead into a tanning booth, that lady need to lose custody and be institutionalized.
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