Washington's "No Rub" Policy

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Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:31 pm

Image http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/ ... ign/445326

I found the new advert to be interesting. Can one say for sure who in that picture is the rub-er and who is the rub-ee? :ask:

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Re: Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by Ian » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:38 pm

Dammit, now I have nothing to look forward to when I ride the Metro. :sigh:

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:49 pm

The dude looks like he's just trying to mind his own business, but the woman seems like she's kinda getting off. See that smirk on her face? She's a trouble-maker. Obviously a nympho who enjoys rubbing her boobies against poor unsuspecting men.
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Re: Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:52 pm

Based on that advertisement, people are going to get reported for standing in a crowded train.

Tattuchu, that is funny -- I thought the same thing. I think they were trying to make her look embarrassed or something. Then I looked at all the other people there, and I'm like - "where are they supposed to stand?"

I mean, obviously, nobody ought to be rubbing up against other people, but if the train gets jam packed like that, I'm not sure the guy there has a choice but to stand there. :ask:

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Post by klr » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:54 pm

This would never fly on the Tokyo metro. :roll:
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:54 pm

Obviously, anybody tied to that campaign never has to travel by metro or other public transportation at peak hours...
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:56 pm

klr wrote:This would never fly on the Tokyo metro. :roll:
Well, I hear Tokyo has women only cars to avoid the chikan problem.
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Re: Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by klr » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:58 pm

Svartalf wrote:
klr wrote:This would never fly on the Tokyo metro. :roll:
Well, I hear Tokyo has women only cars to avoid the chikan problem.
But don't they also employ people to literally cram commuters into the carriages? Pack them in like sardines they do ...
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Re: Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:13 pm

It seems to me that the woman is more concerned with coming face to sweaty armpit with the guy in the grey.

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Post by tattuchu » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:16 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:It seems to me that the woman is more concerned with coming face to sweaty armpit with the guy in the grey.
British spelling :shock:
*faints*

Anyway, she's cute. I wouldn't mind her rubbing against me. And I also wouldn't mind rubbing one out on her either.
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:18 pm

Also..."Rub against me and I'll EXPOSE you." Sounds very naughty. Yes, she's definitely a dirty girl.
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Re: Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by Seth » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:34 pm

It's called "frottage" and it's a hoary old French custom. Still, I'd like to see anyone successfully prosecute a case on a crowded Metro line. My take: If you don't want to get rubbed against, don't ride the Metro at peak hours. I know I don't.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:00 pm

This happened to my cousin in Chicago.

A very large black man was rubbing against her deliberately.
When she got to her stop, as she got off, she looked him in the eye, and said in a loud voice "You scum" but he just looked back at her and said, "You's wrong, honey, I's come twice !!"

She complained to the driver, and he tossed the guy off at the next stop.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:20 pm

mistermack wrote:This happened to my cousin in Chicago.

A very large black man was rubbing against her deliberately.
When she got to her stop, as she got off, she looked him in the eye, and said in a loud voice "You scum" but he just looked back at her and said, "You's wrong, honey, I's come twice !!"

She complained to the driver, and he tossed the guy off at the next stop.
So he came three times in the end! :hehe:
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Re: Washington's "No Rub" Policy

Post by hadespussercats » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:29 pm

Seth wrote:It's called "frottage" and it's a hoary old French custom. Still, I'd like to see anyone successfully prosecute a case on a crowded Metro line. My take: If you don't want to get rubbed against, don't ride the Metro at peak hours. I know I don't.
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