American Fools To Be Parted From Their Money Today

[Gawd]

Guess what day it is today? It's the day for Groupon's IPO. The most annoying company of the present with a very shady reputation and even shadier accounting numbers wants you to think it is worth US$25 billion and buy it's stock for that price. Never mind that it has never turned a profit, is losing over $200 million every 4 months, and near zero repeat business with rock dropping growth.

I'm going to watch this one with glee.

[Schneibster]

Hahahaha, he's pumping a stock.

You gotta be kidding.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hahahaha, he's pumping a stock.

You gotta be kidding.

We must be doing pretty good if that's all he has to bitch about.

[Gawd]

Hahahaha, he's pumping a stock.

You gotta be kidding.

I'm actually bursting the dot com bubble again.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If you burst I want video, please.

[Gawd]

Hahahaha, he's pumping a stock.

You gotta be kidding.

We must be doing pretty good if that's all he has to bitch about.

Actually, your economy is in piss poor state and people are losing their homes left and right.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hahahaha, he's pumping a stock.

You gotta be kidding.

We must be doing pretty good if that's all he has to bitch about.

Actually, your economy is in piss poor state and people are losing their homes left and right.

And yet all you can find to piss and moan about is a speculative business offering?

[Schneibster]

Hahahaha, he's pumping a stock.

You gotta be kidding.

We must be doing pretty good if that's all he has to bitch about.

Actually, your economy is in piss poor state and people are losing their homes left and right.

As opposed to having the power shut down for six hours every day because the government tried to rip off the power providers by not paying them.

Oops.