http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110608/ap_ ... el_assaultHOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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Re: Man with dead weasel accused of assault.
The article helpfully notes:
"A marten is a member of the weasel family."
Anyway, our suspect mustelid a lot to drink.
"A marten is a member of the weasel family."
Anyway, our suspect mustelid a lot to drink.
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The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Something very Pythonesque about that.
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Re: Man with dead weasel accused of assault.
It's not dead, it's only sleeping
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Dude deserved it, if he didn't know the difference.
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This is really just viral marketing for the next season of Twin Peaks. 
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Turns out it might have been a mink: http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles ... Ends_links
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PWNED! In your FACE, marten-man!Jörmungandr wrote:Turns out it might have been a mink: http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles ... Ends_links
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That explains it!Jörmungandr wrote:Turns out it might have been a mink: http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles ... Ends_links
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I hope the police chief punched him in the face for his mistake.Bella Fortuna wrote:PWNED! In your FACE, marten-man!Jörmungandr wrote:Turns out it might have been a mink: http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles ... Ends_links
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Re: Man with dead weasel accused of assault.
I hope soGawdzilla wrote:This is really just viral marketing for the next season of Twin Peaks.
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I liked the porn parody. They didn't even have to change the name.Gallstones wrote:I hope soGawdzilla wrote:This is really just viral marketing for the next season of Twin Peaks.
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