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Post by **HomerJay** » Sat May 28, 2011 12:53 pm

The Daily Pork is for little Englanders who find the Daily Mail a bit too intellectual.

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Sat May 28, 2011 12:56 pm

I miss the Weekly World News. It was the only thing that made standing in the check-out bearable.

Post by **Arse** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:19 pm

But I have to buy the Daily Express to get it? I think I'd rather just buy the bacon.

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:20 pm

Arse wrote:But I have to buy the Daily Express to get it? I think I'd rather just buy the bacon.

You just find the paper, rip out the coupon, and toss the paper back on the rack.

Post by **Arse** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:24 pm

Then I'd have to go to confession.

Post by **Gawdzilla Sama** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:26 pm

Arse wrote:Then I'd have to go to confession.

Make 'em read you your rights first!

Post by **Atheist-Lite** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:30 pm

Trying to steal grunts from The Sun.

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