Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

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Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Strong theist. I know there is a God.
2
6%
De facto theist. I'm not 100% certain but fairly sure there is a God, so I live on the assumption that there is one.
0
No votes
Leaning towards theism. I think the chance of God's existence is a bit better than 50%.
0
No votes
Sitting on the fence. I think the chance of God's existence is 50/50
0
No votes
Leaning towards atheism. I think the chance of God's existence is a bit less than 50%.
0
No votes
De facto atheist. I'm not 100% certain but fairly sure there is no God, so I live on the assumption that there isn't one.
16
48%
Strong atheist. I know there is no God.
6
18%
New-ager. I believe that some other forms of supernatural entities exist.
1
3%
What? No bacon or cheese? Fuck this poll.
8
24%
 
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Re: Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 21, 2014 2:52 am

Seth wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote: No. My position is that an absence of evidence is ample justification for not giving a shit about something. Until there is evidence of a god or gods, I will continue to treat them as if they don't exist, whatever their actual status vis a vis existence. :tea:
You'll feel that way about Ebola right up until you start bleeding from your eyeballs.
Strawman. There is plenty of evidence for Ebola. It could all be faked (as could the moon landings and 9/11) but it is compelling enough to take seriously. The same cannot be said of god IMO.
Just because YOU cannot (or have not) perceived and correctly interpreted the evidence doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Where did I make a claim of existence or non-existence? ONCE AGAIN, you read my words and see what you WANT to be there! I'll repeat the relevant part... "Until there is evidence of a god or gods, I will continue to treat them as if they don't exist, whatever their actual status vis a vis existence."

For fuck's sake, if you can't argue with the points I actually fucking make, don't bother. :nono:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:05 am

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Post by laklak » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:21 am

I dunno about god, but I know I like a good coleslaw. Problem is most people put too much sugar in it. A good coleslaw should be tart, not sweet. I believe, based on evidence collected over many years, that I make a goddamn tasty coleslaw.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:23 am

laklak wrote:I dunno about god, but I know I like a good coleslaw. Problem is most people put too much sugar in it. A good coleslaw should be tart, not sweet. I believe, based on evidence collected over many years, that I make a goddamn tasty coleslaw.
Coleslaw is inedible. FACT! I have the evidence of my disgusted tastebuds. :ani:
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Post by laklak » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:28 am

That's because you don't understand the philosophy of coleslaw.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:31 am

You'll know when you have evidence of a good coleslaw when you have it. Until then, you just aren't enlightened enough.
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Post by JimC » Sun Sep 21, 2014 6:38 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
laklak wrote:I dunno about god, but I know I like a good coleslaw. Problem is most people put too much sugar in it. A good coleslaw should be tart, not sweet. I believe, based on evidence collected over many years, that I make a goddamn tasty coleslaw.
Coleslaw is inedible. FACT! I have the evidence of my disgusted tastebuds. :ani:
Behead the coleslaw infidel! :irate:
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Re: Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Post by Animavore » Sun Sep 21, 2014 9:07 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Seth wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote: No. My position is that an absence of evidence is ample justification for not giving a shit about something. Until there is evidence of a god or gods, I will continue to treat them as if they don't exist, whatever their actual status vis a vis existence. :tea:
You'll feel that way about Ebola right up until you start bleeding from your eyeballs.
Strawman. There is plenty of evidence for Ebola. It could all be faked (as could the moon landings and 9/11) but it is compelling enough to take seriously. The same cannot be said of god IMO.
Just because YOU cannot (or have not) perceived and correctly interpreted the evidence doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Where did I make a claim of existence or non-existence? ONCE AGAIN, you read my words and see what you WANT to be there! I'll repeat the relevant part... "Until there is evidence of a god or gods, I will continue to treat them as if they don't exist, whatever their actual status vis a vis existence."

For fuck's sake, if you can't argue with the points I actually fucking make, don't bother. :nono:
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Re: Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Post by Pappa » Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:51 am

In all practical senses I'm 100% sure there is no god. Yes, I know that I can't be 100% sure of anything, but I just regard the hypothesis as silly and not worth real consideration. Like XC I don't really regard my position as holding a belief. Nobody expects me to have an opinion on whether the sun is pushed across the sky by a dung beetle or whether a fat man in a suit delivers presents to my kids every year, so I don't see why I should be expected to have a "belief" in the lack of any number of other things.

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Post by tattuchu » Sun Sep 21, 2014 11:53 am

Pappa wrote:In all practical senses I'm 100% sure there is no god. Yes, I know that I can't be 100% sure of anything, but I just regard the hypothesis as silly and not worth real consideration. Like XC I don't really regard my position as holding a belief. Nobody expects me to have an opinion on whether the sun is pushed across the sky by a dung beetle or whether a fat man in a suit delivers presents to my kids every year, so I don't see why I should be expected to have a "belief" in the lack of any number of other things.
That's exactly what I was saying! Except not as well :tat:
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Post by Pappa » Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:06 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Pappa wrote:In all practical senses I'm 100% sure there is no god. Yes, I know that I can't be 100% sure of anything, but I just regard the hypothesis as silly and not worth real consideration. Like XC I don't really regard my position as holding a belief. Nobody expects me to have an opinion on whether the sun is pushed across the sky by a dung beetle or whether a fat man in a suit delivers presents to my kids every year, so I don't see why I should be expected to have a "belief" in the lack of any number of other things.
That's exactly what I was saying! Except not as well :tat:
No tat. You said it perfectly well yourself.

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Post by rachelbean » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:08 pm

laklak wrote:I dunno about god, but I know I like a good coleslaw. Problem is most people put too much sugar in it. A good coleslaw should be tart, not sweet. I believe, based on evidence collected over many years, that I make a goddamn tasty coleslaw.
Oh man, I totally agree. Coleslaw CAN be pretty damn tasty, but yeah, always ruining it with the sugar :nono:
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Re: Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:16 pm

Pappa wrote:
tattuchu wrote:
Pappa wrote:In all practical senses I'm 100% sure there is no god. Yes, I know that I can't be 100% sure of anything, but I just regard the hypothesis as silly and not worth real consideration. Like XC I don't really regard my position as holding a belief. Nobody expects me to have an opinion on whether the sun is pushed across the sky by a dung beetle or whether a fat man in a suit delivers presents to my kids every year, so I don't see why I should be expected to have a "belief" in the lack of any number of other things.
That's exactly what I was saying! Except not as well :tat:
No tat. You said it perfectly well yourself.
We all did - it's just that Seth seems a little stubbornly obtuse on this point. He hates it when people don't stay in their boxes... :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:41 pm

That's 'Boxes'.
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Re: Poll: Whaddya reckon about God's existence?

Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:43 pm

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