If you're actually worried about stalker crocodiles and looking for tips, then you should have been able to figure out that a gun could help by now.Sean Hayden wrote:God dammit, I keep clicking this thread because the title is about a stalker croc -I'm looking for tips- and it's another gun thread!
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Every thread will turn into a gun thread over time. It's maffs or sumthing! 

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I guess you don't know what quotes mean.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Did I say what your single issue was? Read back. I await your apology.Collector1337 wrote:Pro-gun and anti-authoritarianism are separate issues.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Predictable logic fail is predictable.Collector1337 wrote: I'm not really single-issue, people just think that,...
My only "single-issue" is anti-authoritarianism....
Or are you just too dumb to be able to differentiate?
I await your interesting explanation of how gun rights and anti-authoritarianism are the same thing, though. Should be good.
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Having learned a valuable lesson about dealing with salties, Oceanic Kiwi returns to Governor's Island with the proper equipment.


Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I'd want to be at least a few feet above the waterline. 

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Finally someone with a clue. Refreshing.laklak wrote:Having learned a valuable lesson about dealing with salties, Oceanic Kiwi returns to Governor's Island with the proper equipment.
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What are you, some kinda pussykimo? Get in there and fight like a man!Sean Hayden wrote:I'd want to be at least a few feet above the waterline.

If some poofter English Lord can do it then YOU can too!
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You'd think so.laklak wrote:
If some poofter English Lord can do it then YOU can too!
But, I doubt it.
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laklak wrote:What are you, some kinda pussykimo? Get in there and fight like a man!Sean Hayden wrote:I'd want to be at least a few feet above the waterline.
If some poofter English Lord can do it then YOU can too!

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laklak wrote:Having learned a valuable lesson about dealing with salties, Oceanic Kiwi returns to Governor's Island with the proper equipment.
I've reason to be thankful that Keet thinks kayaks are "a little boney"...

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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight
Ah, a gentleman from the Polar Regions. Excellent.laklak wrote:Having learned a valuable lesson about dealing with salties, Oceanic Kiwi returns to Governor's Island with the proper equipment.
He'll probably reckon the croc is some class of an whale.
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Collector said something earlier in the thread that I can agree to to a certain extent. People doing these sorts of adventurous activities should be prepared and self-reliant, not dependent on others (or government agencies) to get them out of trouble.
However, in this situation, a gun was not the correct form of preparation. You don't protect yourself against crocodile attack in northern Australia with a firearm, but by sensible behaviour and the right equipment (in this case, a run-about with an outboard motor instead of a canoe). By being alert, camping a fair distance from the waters edge, having plenty of water etc, one could enjoy being Robinson Crusoe on one of these isolated island. (BTW, crocodiles are a protected species, shooting them is against the law as well as unnecessary.)
In other outback contexts, a rifle would be useful - there are many feral animals that need shooting (e.g.. pigs, goats, foxes), and recreational hunters can have a great time while being useful to the environment as well...
However, in this situation, a gun was not the correct form of preparation. You don't protect yourself against crocodile attack in northern Australia with a firearm, but by sensible behaviour and the right equipment (in this case, a run-about with an outboard motor instead of a canoe). By being alert, camping a fair distance from the waters edge, having plenty of water etc, one could enjoy being Robinson Crusoe on one of these isolated island. (BTW, crocodiles are a protected species, shooting them is against the law as well as unnecessary.)
In other outback contexts, a rifle would be useful - there are many feral animals that need shooting (e.g.. pigs, goats, foxes), and recreational hunters can have a great time while being useful to the environment as well...
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Tasty though!JimC wrote:Collector said something earlier in the thread that I can agree to to a certain extent. People doing these sorts of adventurous activities should be prepared and self-reliant, not dependent on others (or government agencies) to get them out of trouble.
However, in this situation, a gun was not the correct form of preparation. You don't protect yourself against crocodile attack in northern Australia with a firearm, but by sensible behaviour and the right equipment (in this case, a run-about with an outboard motor instead of a canoe). By being alert, camping a fair distance from the waters edge, having plenty of water etc, one could enjoy being Robinson Crusoe on one of these isolated island. (BTW, crocodiles are a protected species, shooting them is against the law as well as unnecessary.)
In other outback contexts, a rifle would be useful - there are many feral animals that need shooting (e.g.. pigs, goats, foxes), and recreational hunters can have a great time while being useful to the environment as well...
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Re: Crocodile stalks New Zealander for a fortnight
Maybe he could have used a mobile phone (cell phone to you colonials) ... not to call for help, but to scare the croc. After all, it works with Polar Bears:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24022893

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24022893
Have you tasted croc meat?Cormac wrote:Tasty though!JimC wrote:Collector said something earlier in the thread that I can agree to to a certain extent. People doing these sorts of adventurous activities should be prepared and self-reliant, not dependent on others (or government agencies) to get them out of trouble.
However, in this situation, a gun was not the correct form of preparation. You don't protect yourself against crocodile attack in northern Australia with a firearm, but by sensible behaviour and the right equipment (in this case, a run-about with an outboard motor instead of a canoe). By being alert, camping a fair distance from the waters edge, having plenty of water etc, one could enjoy being Robinson Crusoe on one of these isolated island. (BTW, crocodiles are a protected species, shooting them is against the law as well as unnecessary.)
In other outback contexts, a rifle would be useful - there are many feral animals that need shooting (e.g.. pigs, goats, foxes), and recreational hunters can have a great time while being useful to the environment as well...

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They are indeed, but all croc meat sold in Oz comes from farmed crocodiles (primarily for their skins, but the meat is also sold). I ate it several times on my recent trip up north...Cormac wrote:Tasty though!JimC wrote:Collector said something earlier in the thread that I can agree to to a certain extent. People doing these sorts of adventurous activities should be prepared and self-reliant, not dependent on others (or government agencies) to get them out of trouble.
However, in this situation, a gun was not the correct form of preparation. You don't protect yourself against crocodile attack in northern Australia with a firearm, but by sensible behaviour and the right equipment (in this case, a run-about with an outboard motor instead of a canoe). By being alert, camping a fair distance from the waters edge, having plenty of water etc, one could enjoy being Robinson Crusoe on one of these isolated island. (BTW, crocodiles are a protected species, shooting them is against the law as well as unnecessary.)
In other outback contexts, a rifle would be useful - there are many feral animals that need shooting (e.g.. pigs, goats, foxes), and recreational hunters can have a great time while being useful to the environment as well...
I should have said wild crocs are protected...
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