Everything you didn't want to know about Trump and were not afraid to ask

[Tero]

I could write his tweets by now:
"Will be going to Centerville, Trendiana, tonight for a big crowd rally with Mack Bigman, a very successful businessman who is campaigning to be Indiana’s next U.S. Senator. He is strong on Crime & Borders, the 2nd Amendment, and loves our Military & Vets. Will be a big night!"

[Jason]

You're too articulate and cohesive.

[Joe]

I do like the Indiana misspelling though. It's a nice touch.

[Tero]

WASHINGTON—Offering an overview of Americans’ opinions of the commander in chief’s job performance, a new poll released Friday indicated that President Trump’s disapproval rating had reached an all-time "none of this matters." The report, released by who really cares which of the utterly useless polling firms and corroborated by several leading increasingly feckless news organizations, confirmed that well over half of those surveyed for really no goddamn reason. In addition, the poll found strong support for who gives a shit, it’s just a bunch of fucking numbers. Sources explained that the change in the polls was in response to something the president did or said that is similar to things he has done or said for years, and that the disapproval rating would change on a whim soon just like it does with every president because those surveyed will have gotten mad about something else or forgotten about it or are just unable to contextualize current events within any sort of historical or societal framework, so simply gathering and staring at a bunch of different statistics doesn’t mean jack shit. At press time, a new poll had found that President Trump’s disapproval rating was now at, Jesus Christ, a sizable portion of the country supports and has always supported an openly white supremacist president and the party he leads, and a bunch of goddamn numerical ratings aren’t going to do a fucking thing to change that.

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The Onion

[Scot Dutchy]

Source? Onion

[Animavore]

This dickhead's coming to Ireland in November.

We just had the Pope. Haven't we suffered enough?

[Tero]

At least we have a number now: 36% of those polled are hard line Trumpians.

[Seabass]

This dickhead's coming to Ireland in November.

We just had the Pope. Haven't we suffered enough?

When America sends its people, they're not sending their best...

[pErvinalia]

When you broadly define all white men as racist, misogynists - which is a view of a fair number of leftists,

Bullshit.

[Jason]

Yeah man. I just think you're a dumb ass.

[JimC]

Christian pastor: Women who dress provocatively are committing sexual assault on men

http://deadstate.org/christian-pastor-w ... lt-on-men/

“Men are visually stimulated and unwanted stimulation should meet the basic definition of assault,” Shoesmith told Gallups, adding that women who dress in a sexy manner are “guilty of indecent visual assault on a man’s imagination, which does cause mental anguish and torment.”

“When a man sees a naked or partially dressed woman, a chemical reaction happens in his brain,” he continued. “Neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin are released, giving him an involuntary surge of pleasure. Notice the word ‘involuntary’ … Men are in a state of constant sexual assault by women who either don’t understand the severity of what they are doing, because it’s cute and they like the attention, or worse, they do know the feelings it stirs and like the control they have over men.”

Gallups chimed in, saying that if a man paraded around the workplace in a “sexually suggestive outfit,” he would immediately be accused of sexual harassment.

It is a very short step from there to saying women are at fault when they are raped...

And interesting to me that those words could come straight from the mouth of a conservative hard-line Imam...

[Jason]

Not to mention the salient fact that the more sexually deprived and/or repressed an individual may be the stronger they feel these 'stimulations.'



Christian Filter Translation: Get More.

[pErvinalia]

Most christians are secretly gay anyway.

[Joe]

Christian pastor: Women who dress provocatively are committing sexual assault on men

http://deadstate.org/christian-pastor-w ... lt-on-men/

“Men are visually stimulated and unwanted stimulation should meet the basic definition of assault,” Shoesmith told Gallups, adding that women who dress in a sexy manner are “guilty of indecent visual assault on a man’s imagination, which does cause mental anguish and torment.”

“When a man sees a naked or partially dressed woman, a chemical reaction happens in his brain,” he continued. “Neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin are released, giving him an involuntary surge of pleasure. Notice the word ‘involuntary’ … Men are in a state of constant sexual assault by women who either don’t understand the severity of what they are doing, because it’s cute and they like the attention, or worse, they do know the feelings it stirs and like the control they have over men.”

Gallups chimed in, saying that if a man paraded around the workplace in a “sexually suggestive outfit,” he would immediately be accused of sexual harassment.

It is a very short step from there to saying women are at fault when they are raped...

And interesting to me that those words could come straight from the mouth of a conservative hard-line Imam...

I never knew assault could be pleasant. That's a new one.

[Jason]

Most christians are secretly gay anyway.

This is true.