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Post by FBM » Wed May 15, 2013 2:29 pm

And a gaggle of kids running around.
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Post by En_Route » Wed May 15, 2013 2:40 pm

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hadespussercats wrote:Reconstructing breasts after a mastectomy is painful and complicated. And the new breasts don't generally have any sensation left. And usually they have to be rebuilt after a while, because the body starts resorbing parts.

She's gorgeous without them.
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Post by En_Route » Wed May 15, 2013 2:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Either way still better than many of us.

Me for one, though I'm working on it.
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed May 15, 2013 4:38 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:I wish I could meet Angelina and Brad. They seem like a couple of good folks. Brad Pitt strikes me as a regular guy who happens to have made it big in acting. I bet if one hung out at their house, it would be fun and fairly normal, albeit huge and expensive.
I think they're probably good folks, but hardly regular or normal. Are you forgetting the vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood, or A.J. making out with her brother? And B.P. seems more than a little self-satisfied (sure, he has reason, but it comes across a bit douchy.)
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu May 16, 2013 3:36 pm

Yeah, I'm sure that 20 years each of being multi-million dollar grossing actors, with fawning fans, etc., has altered their perspective a bit, and I obviously have nothing to base my thought on, but Brad Pitt just seems like a cool dude. Clooney too, and Matt Damon. I bet I could hang out like equals with that crew. They seem likable and easy going. It would probably be hard to keep up with them because they probably are used dropping a grand here and a grand there no problem, but aside from that, they seem like regular blokes who seem good at acting. Angelina Jolie has become a bit pretentious looking, but I bet she's fun too, in private settings.

That blood stuff and the making out with the brother, I bet that was just for shock value. But, it is kind of creepy. So, you have a point there.

I bet Jennifer Aniston is nice in person too.

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hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:I wish I could meet Angelina and Brad. They seem like a couple of good folks. Brad Pitt strikes me as a regular guy who happens to have made it big in acting. I bet if one hung out at their house, it would be fun and fairly normal, albeit huge and expensive.
I think they're probably good folks, but hardly regular or normal. Are you forgetting the vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood, or A.J. making out with her brother? And B.P. seems more than a little self-satisfied (sure, he has reason, but it comes across a bit douchy.)

There seems to be an unarticulated assumption here that being "normal" is somehow a desirable trait.
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Coito ergo sum wrote:I wish I could meet Angelina and Brad. They seem like a couple of good folks. Brad Pitt strikes me as a regular guy who happens to have made it big in acting. I bet if one hung out at their house, it would be fun and fairly normal, albeit huge and expensive.
I think they're probably good folks, but hardly regular or normal. Are you forgetting the vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood, or A.J. making out with her brother? And B.P. seems more than a little self-satisfied (sure, he has reason, but it comes across a bit douchy.)

There seems to be an unarticulated assumption here that being "normal" is somehow a desirable trait.
Talk to Coito about that. :mrgreen:
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En_Route wrote:There seems to be an unarticulated assumption here that being "normal" is somehow a desirable trait.
Yes, because nobody shoots a teapot like he does. :prof:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:I wish I could meet Angelina and Brad. They seem like a couple of good folks. Brad Pitt strikes me as a regular guy who happens to have made it big in acting. I bet if one hung out at their house, it would be fun and fairly normal, albeit huge and expensive.
I think they're probably good folks, but hardly regular or normal. Are you forgetting the vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood, or A.J. making out with her brother? And B.P. seems more than a little self-satisfied (sure, he has reason, but it comes across a bit douchy.)

There seems to be an unarticulated assumption here that being "normal" is somehow a desirable trait.
Ms. Jolie had a rough time of it early in life and suffered a lot. I was glad to see her marry Mr. Pitt and be happy. She seems to have conquered her demons and found happiness and satisfaction doing good works and raising a passel of adopted kids.

I like her.
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Post by Trinity » Thu May 16, 2013 8:28 pm

Indeedy.

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Post by MrJonno » Thu May 16, 2013 8:47 pm

It was probably the sensible decision on the basis of self preservation and keeping it a secret would have been impossible so what would have been the point.
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Re: Angelina Jolie's tits.

Post by hadespussercats » Thu May 16, 2013 9:51 pm

Seth wrote:
En_Route wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:I wish I could meet Angelina and Brad. They seem like a couple of good folks. Brad Pitt strikes me as a regular guy who happens to have made it big in acting. I bet if one hung out at their house, it would be fun and fairly normal, albeit huge and expensive.
I think they're probably good folks, but hardly regular or normal. Are you forgetting the vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood, or A.J. making out with her brother? And B.P. seems more than a little self-satisfied (sure, he has reason, but it comes across a bit douchy.)

There seems to be an unarticulated assumption here that being "normal" is somehow a desirable trait.
Ms. Jolie had a rough time of it early in life and suffered a lot. I was glad to see her marry Mr. Pitt and be happy. She seems to have conquered her demons and found happiness and satisfaction doing good works and raising a passel of adopted kids.

I like her.
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Didn't mean to imply otherwise with my comment about "normal."
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Re: Angelina Jolie's tits.

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 16, 2013 10:47 pm

@OP. Who effing cares?
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Post by FBM » Thu May 16, 2013 11:41 pm

Svartalf wrote:@OP. Who effing cares?
A lot of people, apparently. Particularly women and particularly women who have high risk of breast cancer.
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Post by Svartalf » Thu May 16, 2013 11:55 pm

I wonder if she just wasn't a bit too proactive... but seriously, that's her problem, and each woman who faces breast cancer has to find her own answers, not just look up to a celeb ...
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