Cat Man Don't
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Have you never eaten a hotdog? Lips and arseholes
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Bella Fortuna
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So you've met my ex-husbands...Elif air ab dinikh wrote: Lips and arseholes
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Some of the places my lips have been, hog offal would be the least of your worries.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fortuna doesn't though... lips that eat hog offal shall never touch mine!laklak wrote:Pussies, the lot of you. Let your guiding principle be "It was a brave man who ate the first oyster". Fortune favors the brave, my friends.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Bella Fortuna
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Remind me to never use those tongs.laklak wrote:Some of the places my lips have been, hog offal would be the least of your worries.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fortuna doesn't though... lips that eat hog offal shall never touch mine!laklak wrote:Pussies, the lot of you. Let your guiding principle be "It was a brave man who ate the first oyster". Fortune favors the brave, my friends.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Remind me to never use those tongs.laklak wrote:Some of the places my lips have been, hog offal would be the least of your worries.Bella Fortuna wrote:Fortuna doesn't though... lips that eat hog offal shall never touch mine!laklak wrote:Pussies, the lot of you. Let your guiding principle be "It was a brave man who ate the first oyster". Fortune favors the brave, my friends.
One man's tongs are another man's...umm...dong, or something like that. Anyway, it wasn't me. It was probably somebody that looked like me.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I know. They didn't want to switch places though. They freaked out when it happened and spent days trying to undo it. Tiger dude wanted his freakiness. He probably paid big bucks for it.Animavore wrote:I was talking about the movie Freaky Friday.Kristie wrote:Are you talking about the movie? They didn't want to switch places.Animavore wrote:Pop culture reference wastedKristie wrote:No, that's Super Freaky.Animavore wrote: You wanna switch roles with your mother before the weekend is out?
That's freaky.
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