Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:58 am

BFleck-- slow down!
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Twoflower » Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:59 am

He's scared of Jaws
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:00 am

All right, Ben-- you acknowledge some personal growth. That's good to see. But Slow Down!!!! And GC didn't get to say anything.
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:01 am

Twoflower wrote:He's scared of Jaws
Yeah, but Best Picture, they never shut them down mid-speech.
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Twoflower » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:01 am

Who is that tiny screechy woman????
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:02 am

Twoflower wrote:He's scared of Jaws
I read that as "He's scared of Jews." :hehe: :?
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Twoflower » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:02 am

I did too!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:03 am

Nice Helen Hunt rhyme!
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:04 am

I think Seth MacF was a great host. Funny, entertaining, cut the right balance between old hollywood and cutting up...
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:05 am

Twoflower wrote:I did too!
:funny:
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Twoflower » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:05 am

I really liked him.

Time to pass out sleep!!!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by hadespussercats » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:06 am

Twoflower wrote:I really liked him.

Time to pass out sleep!!!
Good night, Twofy! And good night, everyone! Happy Oscars 2013!!!

See you again next year!
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Twoflower » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:08 am

Goodnight Hades!!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by SteveB » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:13 am

No one here was invited to Clooney's after-party? :sadcheer:
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Re: Liveblogging the Oscars 2013!

Post by Azathoth » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:32 am

Meh, giant circle jerk
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