Gator Tots

[pErvinalia]

No, silly svarty. That would be too obvious. Secret Marxists have to be tricksy these days. It's all part of his long game...

[laklak]

Father should have been carrying.

[pErvinalia]

Carrying the gator?

[JimC]

Father should have been carrying.

Then he would have been able to do the decent thing after the gator took bubby. Shoot himself, then his wife...

[pErvinalia]

Shoot himself in the foot?

[pErvinalia]

So is this in the Disney park itself or outside? If inside, that seems mental that they would allow alligators in there.

[Hermit]

My neighbor the retired State Trooper is now the city Fire Marshal. He took a tour of the City campgrounds last night, and a woman was sitting next to a campfire, on a propane cylinder. He said the fire was blistering the paint.

Sounds like an exaggeration to me. If the fire blistered the paint, the woman's knees would have been significantly more than uncomfortable.

[cronus]

A interesting way of keeping customers inside the payzone.

[pErvinalia]

My neighbor the retired State Trooper is now the city Fire Marshal. He took a tour of the City campgrounds last night, and a woman was sitting next to a campfire, on a propane cylinder. He said the fire was blistering the paint.

Sounds like an exaggeration to me. If the fire blistered the paint, the woman's knees would have been significantly more than uncomfortable.

Yeah.

[JimC]

A blistering riposte, Hermit...

[pErvinalia]

Took the gas right out his post!

[Hermit]

Firing on all cylinders.

[piscator]

My neighbor the retired State Trooper is now the city Fire Marshal. He took a tour of the City campgrounds last night, and a woman was sitting next to a campfire, on a propane cylinder. He said the fire was blistering the paint.

Sounds like an exaggeration to me. If the fire blistered the paint, the woman's knees would have been significantly more than uncomfortable.

She was apparently up and down.

[Hermit]

My neighbor the retired State Trooper is now the city Fire Marshal. He took a tour of the City campgrounds last night, and a woman was sitting next to a campfire, on a propane cylinder. He said the fire was blistering the paint.

Sounds like an exaggeration to me. If the fire blistered the paint, the woman's knees would have been significantly more than uncomfortable.

She was apparently up and down.

While sitting on the cylinder? I guess this may have been due to some safety valve forcefully releasing the extra pressure caused in the tank by the blistering heat.

[Collector1337]

I've never eaten croc. Apparently it tastes like chicken. But everything tastes like chicken. Except semen.

You would know.