Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round
This is true, yes.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round
*revises opinion of FBM's taste up a notch*FBM wrote:This is true, yes.
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Couldn't have gone down any, could it?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:*revises opinion of FBM's taste up a notch*FBM wrote:This is true, yes.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round
Einstein would have said no, but he didn't believe in black holes either.FBM wrote:Couldn't have gone down any, could it?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:*revises opinion of FBM's taste up a notch*FBM wrote:This is true, yes.
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Sounds a bit racist to me.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Einstein would have said no, but he didn't believe in black holes either.FBM wrote:Couldn't have gone down any, could it?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:*revises opinion of FBM's taste up a notch*FBM wrote:This is true, yes.
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round
He didn't believe the Universe would do that.rainbow wrote:Sounds a bit racist to me.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Einstein would have said no, but he didn't believe in black holes either.FBM wrote:Couldn't have gone down any, could it?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:*revises opinion of FBM's taste up a notch*FBM wrote:This is true, yes.
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round
So what is the Jehovah's Witless round? .357 dumdum? Or something more artful? 
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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.454 Nitro Express.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So what is the Jehovah's Witless round? .357 dumdum? Or something more artful?
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I wanna see a mormon, a seventh day adventist and a jehova's witness in a 3 way cage match, no holds barred...
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"Two Three men enter, one man leaves ..." [/Mad Max]JimC wrote:I wanna see a mormon, a seventh day adventist and a jehova's witness in a 3 way cage match, no holds barred...
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Then he has to meet 'Zilla...klr wrote:"Two Three men enter, one man leaves ..." [/Mad Max]JimC wrote:I wanna see a mormon, a seventh day adventist and a jehova's witness in a 3 way cage match, no holds barred...
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and win the race if he doesn't want to become cat food... or wolf feed
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You should tell the survivor that I cheat. I've never been in a fair fight in my life. The very idea sounds silly.JimC wrote:Then he has to meet 'Zilla...klr wrote:"Two Three men enter, one man leaves ..." [/Mad Max]JimC wrote:I wanna see a mormon, a seventh day adventist and a jehova's witness in a 3 way cage match, no holds barred...
I would never feed my animals human, I don't know where it's been.Svartalf wrote:and win the race if he doesn't want to become cat food... or wolf feed
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I didn't know they had doors in their faces.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Say nothing, slam the door in their faces.
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