What's the opposite of a pig?

[mistermack]

Clearly it's The Antipig

THIS is the answer.

No it ain't. The opposite of a pig is a wasp. Everybody knows that. You lot know fuck-all about science.
You could have just looked it up in Wikipedia.

I had a crowd of people laugh at me once, when I said that clay was plastic.
They all roared with laughter, so I explained that clay definitely was plastic, because the opposite of plastic is elastic.

They were fuckin helpless laughing, I've never been so humiliated in my life.

True story.

[FBM]

Maybe they went home, looked it up in a dictionary and were humiliated in private. That's the story I'd stick with, anyway.

[Azathoth]

Why were you humiliated by the ignorance of others? Being right is more important than a few fuckwits laughing at you.

[FBM]

Why were you humiliated by the ignorance of others? Being right is more important than a few fuckwits laughing at you.

[mistermack]

Why were you humiliated by the ignorance of others? Being right is more important than a few fuckwits laughing at you.

It was worth it though, because it still makes me laugh, whenever I remember it.

[Hermit]

Opposite of a pig you may find a demonstrator.

[amused]

Well, a pig will eat anything. And I've rarely seen anyone as picky about food than our skinny exchange student.

Yup, so the opposite of a pig is an anorexic.

Or, an inverted pig lizard?

[Svartalf]

Why a duck?

because it's wooden and floats.

also, when I see you my pecker is called woody...
oops, wrong bird.

[Svartalf]

Well, a pig will eat anything. And I've rarely seen anyone as picky about food than our skinny exchange student.

Have you asked girls what they think of him... they just might call him a pig.

[Svartalf]

How long is a stick?

This long.

And if it's that long, it it no longer a stick?

If it were longer, I'd agree.

ya folk talking about my mighty staff?

[Svartalf]

Clearly it's The Antipig

THIS is the answer.

No it ain't. The opposite of a pig is a wasp. Everybody knows that. You lot know fuck-all about science.
You could have just looked it up in Wikipedia.

I had a crowd of people laugh at me once, when I said that clay was plastic.
They all roared with laughter, so I explained that clay definitely was plastic, because the opposite of plastic is elastic.

They were fuckin helpless laughing, I've never been so humiliated in my life.

True story.

Actually, clay truuly is plastic, and not elastic at all... of course, plastic as in the adjective rather than the petroleum product.

[hadespussercats]

Hm.

ambergris.

There. That's my answer.

[Trinity]

The opposite of a pig is a pog (take your pick from various definitions)

[Svartalf]

Hm.

ambergris.

There. That's my answer.

Like luxury perfumes, do you?

[hadespussercats]

Hm.

ambergris.

There. That's my answer.

Like luxury perfumes, do you?

Sure.

Actually, I have a long, involved justification for my choice, but no time to post it now.

Later, gators!