Washington DC Earthquake
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Twoflower
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Re: Washington DC Earthquake
My cousin's apartment building shook a little.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Svartalf
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Re: Washington DC Earthquake
Well, if Seth's home is leveled by an earthquake anytime soon, we'll have reason to believe there is somebobody he got riled up.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:You're inciting earthquakes now?Seth wrote:Fucking piss-ant pussy of an earthquake. 5.8? Kiss my ass, Earth. When we needed a 10.0 in Washington all we can get is a fucking 5.8! Shit!
Goddamit, this would have been the very BEST thing to happen to Washington since the White House was burned and sacked in the Civil war.
The only way it could have been better is if Congress had been in session and the President had been speaking before a joint session when the entire dome of the Capitol collapsed on the whole sorry lot. Tom Clancy and his 747 be damned, a 10.0 would have fixed the problems in Washington for at least a decade or two.
Fuck, what a waste of geological energy!
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