Do you hate Islam ?

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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

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Post by Ayaan » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:46 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:My kitty avatar is worried for you, see that worried look on his face?
I can tell your kitten avatar is very worried. Does it need a pork chop to help it feel better?
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:47 pm

A whole pig. Cooked in Whiskey.
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:57 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:A whole pig. Cooked in Whiskey.
Mmmmm, pig, whiskey...... :drool:
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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:03 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:A whole pig. Cooked in Whiskey.
...wrapped in bacon, cooked by a homosexual female wearing a thong....

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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by Tigger » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:03 pm

mandelson wrote:i do care where i shit. :lol:
Well, not really, according to your beliefs.

I was considering this sort of thing earlier, and I got to thinking that it's rather amusing how the more developed nations have managed to separate eating and going to the toilet, whereas Islam inextricably links the two. Odd that, I feel.
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Post by Feck » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:17 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote:A whole pig. Cooked in Whiskey.
...wrapped in bacon, cooked by a homosexual female wearing a thong....

Sounds good to me .. I don't care who cooks it
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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:17 pm

Has anyone else noticed that this supposed, devout muslim has never once quoted a passage of the qu'rap? :eddy:

Most of them can't wait to wallpaper threads with PBUHs and such bollocks.

Odd that, non? :tea:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:34 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Has anyone else noticed that this supposed, devout muslim has never once quoted a passage of the qu'rap? :eddy:

Most of them can't wait to wallpaper threads with PBUHs and such bollocks.

Odd that, non? :tea:
He's new to it, is all.

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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by charlou » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:40 am

This "Mandy" character really has you lot going. :lol:
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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:47 am

Yeah I thought it was odd that he never quoted the Qur'an and then had the cheek to tell me, someone who has read it, that I was quoting out of context without countering it.
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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:59 am

So, you're saying socket then or Poe?
Cool, either one is good.

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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:09 am

AshtonBlack wrote:So, you're saying socket then or Poe?
Cool, either one is good.
Either that or like most religious adherents he hasn't read the texts of his own purported religion.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:12 am

Charlou wrote:This "Mandy" character really has you lot going. :lol:
Yep. Bags are packed and we're just waiting for the taxi!

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Re: Do you hate Islam ?

Post by Ironclad » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:50 am

Monotheism is fucking shit. Where's the monsters? No Pegasi, no giant stuff or one-eyed thingamys. Crap.
Of all the pretend religious bollox one could choose from Islam and Crustianity are the worst, fuck me if you have to pick some shit to fill your otherwise dull or pointless existence at least pick a fun one.
Worship Dionysus instead. At least you get religion eh, AND you can get drunk, fornicate, go to heaven AND believe in Centaurs and shit.
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