All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

[Tero]

https://www.threads.com/@tero55jarvi/po ... 7dJTWZPr2g
Trump is not dead, he just...
(Zappa on jazz quote)

[Tero]

Trump had some kind of procedure. They are posting the pics but why? We can spot fakes. It may take us till Tuesday to see a glimpse of Trump. All the clips posted so far were fake. It should take some effort to go on TV with makeup, but Trump will need to actually speak by next week. call into Fox might solve it.

[Tero]

Trump handlers making a big effort to make it look like Trump is playing golf in Virginia.
https://bsky.app/profile/tero88jarvi.bs ... pbukqqfc2w

[Tero]

Trump in hospice care?
https://www.threads.com/@mombtwins/post ... cMMqDnux7g

the body double is playing the golf now.

"If he said something nice about Taylor Swift, he is trying to get to heaven."

[Tero]

https://www.threads.com/@tero55jarvi/po ... ZytGXaLy9Q
Vance has one final duty to Trump. He has to bring Putin in to the funeral of Trump. Best pals.

[Tero]

Trump riding limo. No waving. No speaking.

[Tero]

"And where is Trump? Absent. Silent. He has not appeared publicly in more than three days. Social media is ablaze with rumors that he is dead," he wrote. "My sources tell me he is not. But what I am hearing is even more alarming: Donald Trump’s health is deteriorating. His condition is being kept very close, whispered about only among the tightest circle."
According to Parnas, "The reality is, something is wrong. Very wrong. And while America is kept in the dark, while his inner circle hides it, dictators overseas are already calculating their next moves in a world without him."

He went on to talk about the dangers of reporting on Trump's operation.

"I tell you these things not lightly, but at great risk. I risk a lot by bringing you this information—and so do my sources—because these are not ordinary men. These are the most powerful men in the world, and they don’t play by rules. They don’t want you to hear what I am telling you now. But I know how they operate. I know the games they play. Remember, I was Trump’s right hand—the one he sent to carry out his shadow diplomacy in Eastern Europe, to put pressure on Zelensky, to deliver his threats. I sat in the rooms. I watched their deals unfold in the shadows. And that’s why I know exactly what it means when Putin plays godfather, when Xi nods along, when Modi and Kim break tradition to show up at the same table. And I know, better than most, what it means when Trump is left behind," Parnas wrote.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-somethin ... ng-health/

[Tero]

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trumps ... YII9IDOO5w

[Tero]

Cancel that, members only.

[Tero]

BREAKING! Trump job approval holding at 45%. JD Vance does not need to be sworn in. MAGA still 100% behind dead Trump.

https://www.threads.com/@tero55jarvi/po ... _hOPc0qXsA

[Brian Peacock]

So much cope with the dead Trump meme.

[Tero]

Schrödinger's Trump
https://www.threads.com/@greg_meyer61/p ... zPA&slof=1

[Svartalf]

Quick , let's observe the situation

[Sean Hayden]

[Tero]

The president is making an announcement at 2. They did not say which president.