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by Kristie » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:17 am
PordFrefect wrote:I'm drunk and horny and I don't give a fuck!
Hey Rebecca, how you doin'? I'm drunk..

I'm horny....think I'll go rape hubby!

We danced.
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by Jason » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:19 am

Not even an offer to rape me.
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by Kristie » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:19 am
PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

We danced.
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by Jason » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:22 am
Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Palmela will have to take one for the team again.
Left or right? Guess I'll toss for it.

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by JimC » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:26 am
PordFrefect wrote:Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Palmela will have to take one for the team again.
Left or right? Guess I'll toss for it.


Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by Badger3k » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:36 am
Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Don't worry. There's an app for that.
(actually, there is an iVibe app for iPhones...)
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by Tero » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:00 am
Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Phone rape?
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
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by Badger3k » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:39 am
Tero wrote:Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Phone rape?
I hope not. The last time I tried phone sex I lost a motorolla in . . .

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by Jason » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:40 am
Badger3k wrote:Tero wrote:Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Phone rape?
I hope not. The last time I tried phone sex I lost a motorolla in . . .

Thank god it wasn't the 1980s.
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by laklak » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:51 am
PordFrefect wrote:Badger3k wrote:Tero wrote:Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Phone rape?
I hope not. The last time I tried phone sex I lost a motorola in . . .

Thank god it wasn't the 1980s.
Yeah, imagine trying to explain
that to the emergency room nurse. Well, I was vacuuming in the nude and the dog carried the phone in, you know, in his mouth, and I slipped on a banana peel and.....
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Kristie » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:22 pm
Badger3k wrote:Kristie wrote:PordFrefect wrote:
Not even an offer to rape me.
But...you're so far away!

Don't worry. There's an app for that.
(actually, there is an iVibe app for iPhones...)
I've got a Droid. But, I'm getting ab iPhone in a couple months, so I'll try to remember this.!
My Droid just tried to change 'biggrin' to 'nightingale'. WTF?
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by Badger3k » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:26 pm
laklak wrote:
Yeah, imagine trying to explain that to the emergency room nurse. Well, I was vacuuming in the nude and the dog carried the phone in, you know, in his mouth, and I slipped on a banana peel and.....
Sounds like an old news report - a priest (no kidding) was admitted to the ER with a potato up his rectum. His excuse, he was cleaning the house in the nude, slipped, and fell onto his table where the potato was.
Sure....

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by Animavore » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:32 pm
Not now that I've arrived :twisted:
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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by orpheus » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:52 pm
My current default strategy for internet arguments:
http://xkcd.com/1081/
I think that language has a lot to do with interfering in our relationship to direct experience. A simple thing like metaphor will allows you to go to a place and say 'this is like that'. Well, this isn't like that. This is like this.
—Richard Serra
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