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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:06 pm

mistermack wrote:Nope.
A spanner is called a spanner cos it spans the flats of a nut. A wrench does something similar, it grips something by grasping it.
Key is correct.
I think.
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Google "define spanner" -
span·ner
/ˈspanər/
Noun
A wrench.

Synonyms
wrench
wikipedia entry for wrench -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrench

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Post by FBM » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:12 pm

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Coito ergo sum wrote:They build houses on train tracks in Sweden?

Luckily, it's probably an IKEA house, which means it was only cardboard anyway. They'll just order a new one and assemble it themselves with an Allen wrench spannerKEY.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:26 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
mistermack wrote:Nope.
A spanner is called a spanner cos it spans the flats of a nut. A wrench does something similar, it grips something by grasping it.
Key is correct.
I think.
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We call that an adjustable spanner.

A wrench is normally something that grips, like Stillsons or Mole grips or a pipe wrench.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:29 pm

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Coito ergo sum wrote:They build houses on train tracks in Sweden?
The station at Saltsjöbaden is a terminus, and that house is immediately beyond the end of the tracks.
The house IS the terminus now.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:30 pm

Spanner: (n) a metal tool with a shaped end, used to turn nuts and bolts.

Wrench: (n) a spanner, usually one which can be made larger or smaller for holding and turning objects of different sizes.

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/ :coffee:

An Allen key has a shaped end and is used to turn nuts and bolts. It is also a wrench, because they are synonyms. Wrench, according to the Cambridge dictionary, is "a spanner," although they say it is "usually one which can be made larger or smaller..." -- that may be true in British English, but not in American English (in American English a wrench include crescent wrenches, socket wrenches, adjustable wrenches, and yes, Allen wrenches. A wrench is a tool for turning things, as distinct from a screwdriver. An Allen wrench is called a wrench because it is wrenched in the same way as a wrench, and is not turned like a screwdriver.

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Post by mistermack » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:44 pm

Ha, the cambridge dictionary, for learners of English. Recommended for Americans.

Try turning a nut with an allen key.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:52 pm

mistermack wrote:Ha, the cambridge dictionary, for learners of English. Recommended for Americans.
O.k., Eliza Doolittle. If you say so. :coffee:

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Post by klr » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:02 pm

How ironic. This thread has been completely derailed in six different directions. :funny:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:08 pm

klr wrote:H'ow oironic. Vis fred 'as been comploitely derayalled in six different directions. :funny:
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Post by JimC » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:45 pm

FBM wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:They build houses on train tracks in Sweden?

Luckily, it's probably an IKEA house, which means it was only cardboard anyway. They'll just order a new one and assemble it themselves with an Allen wrench spanner.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:11 pm

This just in:-
Cleaner not at fault for Swedish train crash-prosecutors
The crash of a train into a low-rise apartment building in Sweden this week was an accident and not the fault of a cleaner who was the only person hurt, state prosecutors said on Friday.

Swedish police and prosecutors began an investigation into the accident on Tuesday in which a train ploughed past the end of the line at a depot, vaulted a narrow sidestreet and crashed into an apartment block in the upscale Stockholm suburb of Saltsjobaden.

"Several circumstances point now to the fact that the train began moving due to an accident," the state prosecution service said in a statement. "There is no longer anything which indicates that the woman drove the train away on purpose."
Looks like she's off the hook. 8-)
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:13 pm

Is that because, consistent with her profession, she efficiently wiped her fingerprints off?
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:17 pm

Surely the local mobsters would be interested in and pay handsomely for such talent.
I'm afraid cleaning is a skill well beyond my ken.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:28 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote: I'm afraid cleaning is a skill well beyond my ken.
Maybe you should find someone besides Ken to do it then...

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Re: Make sure you pay your cleaning lady...

Post by Jason » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:29 pm

Allen key or Allen wrench. We go both ways here.

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