Man Marries Dead Girlfriend

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Re: Man Marries Dead Girlfriend

Post by FBM » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:02 am

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Re: Man Marries Dead Girlfriend

Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:43 pm

" Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband ? What's that? Sorry? Can you speak up? "

I think it's dead romantic.
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