Bloody Tom Cruise

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Of course the script is moronic, almost all movies are moronic. That's because they are made for an audience with IQs of 90-110. You're all morons. Well, most of you. I mean, just think how stupid the average person is. Then think that almost 1/2 of them are stupider than that.

Hollywood blockbusters are made for American mall-rats. That's why Hollywood blockbusters are so relentlessly stupid.

If only our mall-rats could be proper British mall-rats...

That's not the point. American teens are the biggest market for films, they are what the marketeers and demographic engineers and focus groups of the studios target. Which is why Michael Bay is still allowed to direct films and not, say, tied to an ants nest and smothered in honey.

Oh, you wish him well, do you? He should be executed by being fed rusty fish hooks

[Clinton Huxley]

We could do both?

[Elessarina]

[Svartalf]

He gets on my nervous so much I really dislike him but also I find him sort of amiable and fancy him I think. He has the sort of facial structure I am most attracted to.

I'd have to shag him and punch him at the same time..

If you like shagging short men, I may suggest one that you might not want to punch...

[Svartalf]

We could do both?

The ants would not like the fish hooks.

[Audley Strange]

You know it's a sad day when everyone is pouring more scorn than me. I feel I should defend Cruise, after all he's not that bad, but I just can't bring myself to.

[Elessarina]

You know it's a sad day when everyone is pouring more scorn than me. I feel I should defend Cruise, after all he's not that bad, but I just can't bring myself to.

He's always good with fans at premiers