The Increment
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Clinton Huxley
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Pensioner is like an arthritic version of the Candyman...
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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JimC
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We have a similar elite force in Oz...
We call it "The Excrement"
We call it "The Excrement"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Elessarina
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Lazy bugger, that Pensioner...[/quote]Pensioner wrote:
How does one remove a Pensioner?[/quote]
Tell him there's a tuppence ha'penny whorehouse down the road.[/quote]
Never had to pay sir, not when your wife give it away for free.[/quote]
BTW I've a yearning to visit York.. I may soon
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JimC
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Never had to pay sir, not when your wife give it away for free.[/quote]Elessarina wrote:Tell him there's a tuppence ha'penny whorehouse down the road.Pensioner wrote:Lazy bugger, that Pensioner...
How does one remove a Pensioner?
BTW I've a yearning to visit York.. I may soon[/quote]
Remember, Pen may have a dicky ticker...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
Re: The Increment
JimC wrote:Never had to pay sir, not when your wife give it away for free.Elessarina wrote:Tell him there's a tuppence ha'penny whorehouse down the road.Pensioner wrote:Lazy bugger, that Pensioner...
How does one remove a Pensioner?
BTW I've a yearning to visit York.. I may soon[/quote]
Remember, Pen may have a dicky ticker...
[/quote]I have had the privilege of being in the company of Elessarina when she visited York,She is a gem of a woman, a nice lass as we say in Yorkshire.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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FBM
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Woohoo! It's on!
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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laklak
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Did she help you change you nappy?Pensioner wrote: I have had the privilege of being in the company of Elessarina when she visited York,She is a gem of a woman, a nice lass as we say in Yorkshire.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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maiforpeace
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I suggested we hook up when I'll be visiting, but apparently I'm not a nice enough lass since Pen never replied.Pensioner wrote: I have had the privilege of being in the company of Elessarina when she visited York,She is a gem of a woman, a nice lass as we say in Yorkshire.
Atheists have always argued that this world is all that we have, and that our duty is to one another to make the very most and best of it. ~Christopher Hitchens~
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Not a chance, I was wearing the 24 hour extra size. Taking the piss out of the old guy again I see, you yank fooking fuck pig.laklak wrote:Did she help you change you nappy?Pensioner wrote: I have had the privilege of being in the company of Elessarina when she visited York,She is a gem of a woman, a nice lass as we say in Yorkshire.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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laklak
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Sorry Pen, the crippled newsboy isn't on the street corner today so I couldn't kick the crutches from under him.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Sorry mate I must have missed that one, I am fooking old you know.maiforpeace wrote:I suggested we hook up when I'll be visiting, but apparently I'm not a nice enough lass since Pen never replied.Pensioner wrote: I have had the privilege of being in the company of Elessarina when she visited York,She is a gem of a woman, a nice lass as we say in Yorkshire.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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maiforpeace
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Pensioner wrote:Sorry mate I must have missed that one, I am fooking old you know.maiforpeace wrote:I suggested we hook up when I'll be visiting, but apparently I'm not a nice enough lass since Pen never replied.Pensioner wrote: I have had the privilege of being in the company of Elessarina when she visited York,She is a gem of a woman, a nice lass as we say in Yorkshire.
I'll be there for 4 days before the meet, it would be lovely to hook up - maybe lunch, a tour of your favorite spots or something?
Atheists have always argued that this world is all that we have, and that our duty is to one another to make the very most and best of it. ~Christopher Hitchens~
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/379 ... 3be9_o.jpg[/imgc]
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Seth got the boot in before you did he?laklak wrote:Sorry Pen, the crippled newsboy isn't on the street corner today so I couldn't kick the crutches from under him.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Svartalf
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I always knew Ozzie special services were shitJimC wrote:We have a similar elite force in Oz...
We call it "The Excrement"
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
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