You're doomed before you start. Some bright spark intern Republican researcher will discover you were a a member here and that will be the end of it!Ian wrote:Speaking of which, I plan on making a run for the Presidency in 2028...
We wunt are Predent to be a dumbass.
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Twoflower
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I seriously considered getting into politics until I realized my dad would never speak to me again and would be very disappointed in me.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
Re: We wunt are Predent to be a dumbass.
I expect my atheism and appreciation of silliness and bacon will help boost rather than impede my campaign by then.Rum wrote:You're doomed before you start. Some bright spark intern Republican researcher will discover you were a a member here and that will be the end of it!Ian wrote:Speaking of which, I plan on making a run for the Presidency in 2028...
Or maybe not.
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I'd vote for you if you made me a diplomat.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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You can be my Ambassador to Scotland.Twoflower wrote:I'd vote for you if you made me a diplomat.
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YES!!!!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Maybe the yanks could send the Statue of Liberty back to where it came from?
Get me to a Nunnery 
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Correct. Anyone with even one working brain cell would know full well that it would be treated with such ridicule and contempt that it would just be shooting yourself in the political foot.Horwood Beer-Master wrote:This ad wouldn't work in the UK.Warren Dew wrote:Tell me this ad wouldn't work in the UK.
Or even run for that matter.
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Well, obviously!Rum wrote:From the BBC at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16549624
Mitt Romney lambasted in attack ad for speaking French
Quelle horreur! Republican presidential front-runner Mitt Romney has been skewered in a new political attack ad - for speaking French.
Only poofs speak French.
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I am a twit.
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Re: We wunt are Predent to be a dumbass.
Reported for telling the truth about Svarty.Mysturji wrote:Well, obviously!Rum wrote:From the BBC at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16549624
Mitt Romney lambasted in attack ad for speaking French
Quelle horreur! Republican presidential front-runner Mitt Romney has been skewered in a new political attack ad - for speaking French.
Only poofs speak French.
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Re: We wunt are Predent to be a dumbass.
But will your days as a Ratzian moderator come back to haunt you?Ian wrote:Speaking of which, I plan on making a run for the Presidency in 2028...
(mind you, it would be as good a preparation for Presidential duties as most other political career paths)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Anyone who thinks newt gingrich would be a competent leader of the USA isn't very bright from the get go and most likely deserves a kick in the gooch no scrub that needs one.Aren't these the same tosspots who tipped french wine down a street and called french fries liberty fries etc?.Ian wrote:I don't think it's the ability to speak a foreign language that is the case here. Mr. Huntsman speaks Mandarin Chinese, and I think most people, even the most knuckle-dragging Republicans, would consider that to be a big plus. George W. Bush spoke Spanish. It's the particular language: French. At this time in US history, it invites a certain amount of antipathy among right-wingers.
On the intellectual level it does not surprise me at all many dumbarses find people who are smart threatning and therefor try to bring them down to their level.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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I need a word about that with any nubile sisters and daughters you may have.Mysturji wrote:Well, obviously!Rum wrote:From the BBC at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16549624
Mitt Romney lambasted in attack ad for speaking French
Quelle horreur! Republican presidential front-runner Mitt Romney has been skewered in a new political attack ad - for speaking French.
Only poofs speak French.
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Sisterji is married to a guy much bigger than me and his nephew is a college football star, and built for it.Svartalf wrote:I need a word about that with any nubile sisters and daughters you may have.Mysturji wrote:Well, obviously!Rum wrote:From the BBC at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16549624
Mitt Romney lambasted in attack ad for speaking French
Quelle horreur! Republican presidential front-runner Mitt Romney has been skewered in a new political attack ad - for speaking French.
Only poofs speak French.
Oh, and she married a 'Merkin, so they all have guns.
Lots of guns.
I could give you her number... :twisted:
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I am a twit.
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You think that makes me afraid? They've all been eating quiche while I was having steak.
I still might ask for the loan of a piece and some ammo. Just in case.
I still might ask for the loan of a piece and some ammo. Just in case.
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