Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Rum » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:16 pm

normal wrote:We are fucking idiots :fp:
Sooooooooooo - you do read the forum then! :hehe:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:20 pm

normal wrote:We are fucking idiots :fp:
Yes, but at least using margarine makes it a bit easier...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:24 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
normal wrote:We are fucking idiots :fp:
Yes, but at least using margarine makes it a bit easier...
There could be a large margarine of error there...margarine of....pffff.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:26 pm

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Bella Fortuna wrote:
normal wrote:We are fucking idiots :fp:
Yes, but at least using margarine makes it a bit easier...
There could be a large margarine of error there...margarine of....pffff.
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by normal » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 pm

It's true. We are idiots for jumping on the low carb high fat diet. To such a degree that we deplete the butter supply. Idiots!

And when the dairy manufacturers manage to produce enough to get some on the shelves we go totally crazy and buy as much as we can carry. Idiots!
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:37 pm

normal wrote:It's true. We are idiots for jumping on the low carb high fat diet. To such a degree that we deplete the butter supply. Idiots!

And when the dairy manufacturers manage to produce enough to get some on the shelves we go totally crazy and buy as much as we can carry. Idiots!
Are the prices noted in the article close to correct? You're paying that much for a pound of butter?

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Post by normal » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:40 pm

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normal wrote:It's true. We are idiots for jumping on the low carb high fat diet. To such a degree that we deplete the butter supply. Idiots!

And when the dairy manufacturers manage to produce enough to get some on the shelves we go totally crazy and buy as much as we can carry. Idiots!
Are the prices noted in the article close to correct? You're paying that much for a pound of butter?
We're idiots, but I think that comes from a humorous ad on Norway's equiv of ebay. So hopefully we're not that retarded :tup:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:50 pm

normal wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
normal wrote:It's true. We are idiots for jumping on the low carb high fat diet. To such a degree that we deplete the butter supply. Idiots!

And when the dairy manufacturers manage to produce enough to get some on the shelves we go totally crazy and buy as much as we can carry. Idiots!
Are the prices noted in the article close to correct? You're paying that much for a pound of butter?
We're idiots, but I think that comes from a humorous ad on Norway's equiv of ebay. So hopefully we're not that retarded :tup:
But, are the prices noted in the article about right? That's how much you're really paying for butter?

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by MiM » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:42 pm

We actually have some of the same problem in Finland (and according to my knowledge in Sweden) too. Nothing dramatic, but the shelves for butter are occasionally empty in the stores, and the papers are writing about it.

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Post by Azathoth » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:47 pm

I read that the problem is a combination of insane import tariffs and penalties for manufacturers overproducing. Danish dairies have bailed them out at a loss for the last couple of mythmases but have quite rightly told them to go fuck themselves this year. They just came begging to Iceland too. I think they got told to fuck off here too
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:50 pm

Azathoth wrote:I read that the problem is a combination of insane import tariffs and penalties for manufacturers overproducing. Danish dairies have bailed them out at a loss for the last couple of mythmases but have quite rightly told them to go fuck themselves this year. They just came begging to Iceland too. I think they got told to fuck off here too
I don't get what kind of stupid regulations they have...

I mean - I really could ship 1000 pounds of butter to Norway tomorrow, if only they would let it in, and I could sell it easily for 1/10th of the prices they mentioned in the article, and that would be me buying at retail. Give me a few days to make a deal with a wholesaler, and I'll have 10,000 pounds of butter in Norway by Christmas.

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Gallstones2 » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:52 pm

Ian wrote:
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What the shite does Lee Iacocca have to do with butter?!?! :o

sure doesn't look like any Chrysler product I ever saw :funny:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:55 pm

Gallstones2 wrote:
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Coito ergo sum wrote: Image
What the shite does Lee Iacocca have to do with butter?!?! :o

sure doesn't look like any Chrysler product I ever saw :funny:
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Svartalf » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:07 pm

klr wrote:WTF? We have mountains of the stuff to spare ... literally. An EU butter mountain in fact.

That'll teach 'em not to reject joining the EU - twice. :hmph:
Do we still have that mountain? but if we do, I quite agree, I don't get how Norway couldn't uy a few hills off of us... at prices suitably inflated for non EU trade partner, of course.
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Svartalf » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:11 pm

Audley Strange wrote:How can you have a butter shortage? A milk shortage yes, but a butter shortage? You can make it in about 10 minutes with a blender.
bad weather, the kine likely had fat poor milk, unsuitable for butter making (or with a low yield)
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