(Dougal struggles to remember his prayers.)
Father Dougal: Our Father, who art in heaven...
Father Ted: (sternly) Hallowed.
Father Dougal: Hallowed be thy..
Father Ted: Name!
Father Dougal: Papa don't preach...
Father Ted
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Ted: It's not as if everyone's going to go off and join some mad religious cult just because we go off for a picnic for a couple of hours.
Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all!
Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: God, Ted, I heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's gonna come back and judge us all!
Ted: No... No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
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Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there
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devogue wrote:Here's Mrs Doyle getting rid:
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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That's proper porn that is.Animavore wrote:devogue wrote:Here's Mrs Doyle getting rid:
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Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted?
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Dougal: Who are you? What are you doing here?
Father Ted: This is Father Buzz Cagney. He's here on a short visit. He's from America.
Dougal: America, eh? We were just talking about that fella Kurt Cobain. He was from America. Imagine blowing your head off with a shot-gun. How'd he manage to survive that?
Ted: He didn't, Dougal... he died.
Dougal: Oh right.
Father Ted: This is Father Buzz Cagney. He's here on a short visit. He's from America.
Dougal: America, eh? We were just talking about that fella Kurt Cobain. He was from America. Imagine blowing your head off with a shot-gun. How'd he manage to survive that?
Ted: He didn't, Dougal... he died.
Dougal: Oh right.
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Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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Thanks to Father Ted I had to explain to my son what "Bollocks!" means.
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What about "gobshite"?Bella Fortuna wrote:
Thanks to Father Ted I had to explain to my son what "Bollocks!" means.
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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Thank Father Ted for Youtube - been watching all day and cracking up
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pawiz wrote:Thank Father Ted for Youtube - been watching all day and eating burgers and getting fat and middle aged
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