Gooseboy welcome

[gooseboy]

Thanks a lot (I mean, I scrub up much more nicely than that IRL... you could at least have posted a pic of me after I had my hair and make-up done)

Well you and I both know why I can't post that picture!

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Can anyone say "wardrobe malfunction"?

[Kristie]

Thanks a lot (I mean, I scrub up much more nicely than that IRL... you could at least have posted a pic of me after I had my hair and make-up done)

Well you and I both know why I can't post that picture!

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Can anyone say "wardrobe malfunction"?

I'm sure that pic can be posted. NSFW....

[irreligionist]

Thanks a lot (I mean, I scrub up much more nicely than that IRL... you could at least have posted a pic of me after I had my hair and make-up done)

Well you and I both know why I can't post that picture!

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Can anyone say "wardrobe malfunction"?

I'm sure that pic can be posted. NSFW....

Well... that pic actually is too risque even for NSFW (as there is an erection of an edifice in the background featured)

[gooseboy]

Thanks a lot (I mean, I scrub up much more nicely than that IRL... you could at least have posted a pic of me after I had my hair and make-up done)

Well you and I both know why I can't post that picture!

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Can anyone say "wardrobe malfunction"?

I'm sure that pic can be posted. NSFW....

Well... that pic actually is too risque even for NSFW (as there is an erection in an orifice in the background featured)

And last time I posted it someone threatened to sue...

[irreligionist]

Thanks a lot (I mean, I scrub up much more nicely than that IRL... you could at least have posted a pic of me after I had my hair and make-up done)

Well you and I both know why I can't post that picture!

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Can anyone say "wardrobe malfunction"?

I'm sure that pic can be posted. NSFW....

Well... that pic actually is too risque even for NSFW (as there is an erection in an orifice in the background featured)

And last time I posted it someone threatened to sue...

I think Sue is best left out the discussion, don't you? Now, what is the penalty for quote altering that results in keyboard damage, do you know?

[gooseboy]

Now, what is the penalty for quote altering that results in keyboard damage, do you know?

I believe that it's a thorough tickling with a feather duster, but I'm not sure... I wish that someone here had a rule book or something.

[irreligionist]

Ah, it just so happens...

Actually it seems the penalty is having to read all the writings of Miranda Devine I'm sure you won't have any problem with that

[gooseboy]

All the writings, or just the ones that make sense?

[irreligionist]

All the writings, or just the ones that make sense?

Nice try! The RulesTM clearly state "and he who alters a quote irresponsibly and comedically shall herewith read all of Miranda Devine's writings"; I mean, it's a null set just to read the ones that make sense

[gooseboy]

All the writings, or just the ones that make sense?

Nice try! The RulesTM clearly state "and he who alters a quote irresponsibly and comedically shall herewith read all of Miranda Devine's writings"; I mean, it's a null set just to read the ones that make sense

OK - done. That was easier than I thought... it turns out that all her writings can be boiled down to:

"I am a provocative bitch who cherry picks facts* to fit into some fucked up opinion that I have. Don't expect my opinions to be temporally or even internally consistent."

* I use the term loosely.

[RPizzle]

Seeing as you sent a post my way, I should say hello on your thread. Hello! That is all.

[gooseboy]

Thanks RPizzle.

Are you sure there's nothing about me you'd like to ask? I'm not very good at giving straight answers, but I could try...

[RPizzle]

I'll need to ruminate a bit and find some choice questions. Be ready!

[irreligionist]

I'll need to ruminate a bit and find some choice questions. Be ready!

How about I start and then you jump in after your rumination?

What is your address?

How many people have you upset in a cyber way in the recent past?

When did you first have contact with Godwin Grech?

Are you the source that Malcolm Turnbull won't reveal?

[gooseboy]

I'll need to ruminate a bit and find some choice questions. Be ready!

How about I start and then you jump in after your rumination?

I don't know if that's on... there was a queue I think...

What is your address?

gooseboy@theinternet

How many people have you upset in a cyber way in the recent past?

1. Sorry about that Irre, but I still believe that the people had a right to know about that little indiscretion of yours.

When did you first have contact with Godwin Grech?

We bought the DVD of Contact about 3 years ago. That's when we first had Contact with each other.

Are you the source that Malcolm Turnbull won't reveal?

No, I'm the sauce that good for the goose.