The Son-a-bitch History Question Thread.
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OK, I just remembered a good one.
First, Napoleon would often send Josephine letters in anticipation of coming home for l'amour after a long campaign. What was an unusual request (by most men's standards I know) that he made on occasion to her? Hint: it was something he asked her NOT to do.
Secondly - this is a big bonus question. What were the pet names Napoleon had for Josephine's pussy and/or what was her pet name for his Johnson? (and no, it was not Monsieur Johnson).
I'll tell you I don't know the answer to this one. I just remember that over 20 years ago my mom (a big Napoleon fanatic) was reading a book containing their letters and she told me. But I forgot and I have no clue where to find this info. I do know a brief Google didn't help me.
First, Napoleon would often send Josephine letters in anticipation of coming home for l'amour after a long campaign. What was an unusual request (by most men's standards I know) that he made on occasion to her? Hint: it was something he asked her NOT to do.
Secondly - this is a big bonus question. What were the pet names Napoleon had for Josephine's pussy and/or what was her pet name for his Johnson? (and no, it was not Monsieur Johnson).
I'll tell you I don't know the answer to this one. I just remember that over 20 years ago my mom (a big Napoleon fanatic) was reading a book containing their letters and she told me. But I forgot and I have no clue where to find this info. I do know a brief Google didn't help me.
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First one is easy, he used to tell her not to bathe.FedUpWithFaith wrote:OK, I just remembered a good one.
First, Napoleon would often send Josephine letters in anticipation of coming home for l'amour after a long campaign. What was an unusual request (by most men's standards I know) that he made on occasion to her? Hint: it was something he asked her NOT to do.
Secondly - this is a big bonus question. What were the pet names Napoleon had for Josephine's pussy and/or what was her pet name for his Johnson? (and no, it was not Monsieur Johnson).
I'll tell you I don't know the answer to this one. I just remember that over 20 years ago my mom (a big Napoleon fanatic) was reading a book containing their letters and she told me. But I forgot and I have no clue where to find this info. I do know a brief Google didn't help me.
Second one, trickier.
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yes Marvin - good!
I don't want to delay your turn but if anybody knows the private part pet names please chime in later.
I don't want to delay your turn but if anybody knows the private part pet names please chime in later.
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Don't know where I heard that before, but it kinda stuck, I'm gonna try to find the pet names, I need a little time to think up something on par with what's been posted so far. If anyone else wants to jump in, fire away.FedUpWithFaith wrote:yes Marvin - good!
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I don't want to delay your turn but if anybody knows the private part pet names please chime in later.
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Two questions:
1) Who is the deadliest sniper in military history?
2) Which famous actor volunteered in the pre-WWII fighting between Finland and the Soviet Union?
1) Who is the deadliest sniper in military history?
2) Which famous actor volunteered in the pre-WWII fighting between Finland and the Soviet Union?
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Would it be cheating if I googled it?
I think he was Finnish...
I think he was Finnish...
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I thought everyone was googling it :Sborn-again-atheist wrote:Would it be cheating if I googled it?
I think he was Finnish...
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Bingo. Now who's the actor who volunteered in that very war?leo-rcc wrote:Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
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Christopher LeeFrigidSymphony wrote:Bingo. Now who's the actor who volunteered in that very war?leo-rcc wrote:Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
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Your turn.leo-rcc wrote:Christopher LeeFrigidSymphony wrote:Bingo. Now who's the actor who volunteered in that very war?leo-rcc wrote:Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
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Easy one:
What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
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Was it a donkey?leo-rcc wrote:Easy one:
What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
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The Allies used mules, four- and two-legged.Marvin wrote:Was it a donkey?leo-rcc wrote:Easy one:
What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
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