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Post by FedUpWithFaith » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:05 am

OK, I just remembered a good one.

First, Napoleon would often send Josephine letters in anticipation of coming home for l'amour after a long campaign. What was an unusual request (by most men's standards I know) that he made on occasion to her? Hint: it was something he asked her NOT to do.


Secondly - this is a big bonus question. What were the pet names Napoleon had for Josephine's pussy and/or what was her pet name for his Johnson? (and no, it was not Monsieur Johnson).

I'll tell you I don't know the answer to this one. I just remember that over 20 years ago my mom (a big Napoleon fanatic) was reading a book containing their letters and she told me. But I forgot and I have no clue where to find this info. I do know a brief Google didn't help me.

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Post by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:07 am

FedUpWithFaith wrote:OK, I just remembered a good one.

First, Napoleon would often send Josephine letters in anticipation of coming home for l'amour after a long campaign. What was an unusual request (by most men's standards I know) that he made on occasion to her? Hint: it was something he asked her NOT to do.


Secondly - this is a big bonus question. What were the pet names Napoleon had for Josephine's pussy and/or what was her pet name for his Johnson? (and no, it was not Monsieur Johnson).

I'll tell you I don't know the answer to this one. I just remember that over 20 years ago my mom (a big Napoleon fanatic) was reading a book containing their letters and she told me. But I forgot and I have no clue where to find this info. I do know a brief Google didn't help me.
First one is easy, he used to tell her not to bathe.

Second one, trickier.
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Post by FedUpWithFaith » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:10 am

yes Marvin - good!

:cheers: :cheers:

I don't want to delay your turn but if anybody knows the private part pet names please chime in later.

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Post by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:18 am

FedUpWithFaith wrote:yes Marvin - good!

:cheers: :cheers:

I don't want to delay your turn but if anybody knows the private part pet names please chime in later.
Don't know where I heard that before, but it kinda stuck, I'm gonna try to find the pet names, I need a little time to think up something on par with what's been posted so far. If anyone else wants to jump in, fire away.
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Post by Chinaski » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:07 am

Two questions:

1) Who is the deadliest sniper in military history?

2) Which famous actor volunteered in the pre-WWII fighting between Finland and the Soviet Union?
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:15 am

Would it be cheating if I googled it?

I think he was Finnish...
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Post by Chinaski » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:27 am

born-again-atheist wrote:Would it be cheating if I googled it?

I think he was Finnish...
I thought everyone was googling it :S
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Post by leo-rcc » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:23 pm

Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
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Post by Chinaski » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:25 pm

leo-rcc wrote:Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
Bingo. Now who's the actor who volunteered in that very war?
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Post by leo-rcc » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:29 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:
leo-rcc wrote:Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
Bingo. Now who's the actor who volunteered in that very war?
Christopher Lee
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Post by Chinaski » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:35 pm

leo-rcc wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
leo-rcc wrote:Simo Häyhä - 542 confirmed kills
Bingo. Now who's the actor who volunteered in that very war?
Christopher Lee
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Post by leo-rcc » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:40 pm

Easy one:

What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
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Post by Geoff » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:37 pm

Just bookmarking for now while I wait for my brain cells to regenerate... :cheers:
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Post by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:56 pm

leo-rcc wrote:Easy one:

What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
Was it a donkey? :think:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:03 am

Marvin wrote:
leo-rcc wrote:Easy one:

What animal mascot was present at Monte Cassino and what was his name?
Was it a donkey? :think:
The Allies used mules, four- and two-legged.
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