Baboon on the run in New Jersey

[Atheist-Lite]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13998972

Baboon 'on the loose' in Jackson, New Jersey

A baboon has been reported roaming the streets and gardens of a town in the US state of New Jersey.

Police have received more than a dozen reported sightings and warned Jackson residents who see it to stay inside.

"It's moving quickly and we are trying to keep up with the animal," a police spokesman told local media.

They suspect the animal may have escaped from a wildlife reserve at Six Flags Great Adventure, a New Jersey theme park.

'Quick and scared'

Park spokeswoman Kristin Siebeneicher said the park could not say for certain that the baboon had escaped from its Monkey Jungle because its 150 animals are not regularly counted.

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[Bella Fortuna]

Well, it was certainly a wise move in getting loose in New Jersey, where it's more likely to blend in with the locals...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Park spokeswoman Kristin Siebeneicher said the park could not say for certain that the baboon had escaped from its Monkey Jungle because its 150 animals are not regularly counted."

Fucking amateur zookeepers.

[Atheist-Lite]

"Park spokeswoman Kristin Siebeneicher said the park could not say for certain that the baboon had escaped from its Monkey Jungle because its 150 animals are not regularly counted."

Fucking amateur zookeepers.

They don't form a orderly line, their baboons - give the keepers some slack here.

[Santa_Claus]

Is Rum in the USA?

Just askin............

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Park spokeswoman Kristin Siebeneicher said the park could not say for certain that the baboon had escaped from its Monkey Jungle because its 150 animals are not regularly counted."

Fucking amateur zookeepers.

They don't form a orderly line, their baboons - give the keepers some slack here.

Bullshit, they're supposed to make sure their animals are safe each day. And that the local area is safe as well.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Somebody needs to "Band on the Run" lyrics for this incident.