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I just discovered NEWSARSE

Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:19 pm

Vatican warns media to stop basing reports on things that definitely happened
http://newsarse.com/2010/03/26/vatican- ... -happened/

Obese children with a sweet tooth to thank Jesus for dying
http://newsarse.com/2010/04/01/obese-ch ... for-dying/

Fill your car up with something else then, petrol companies tell public
http://newsarse.com/2010/03/16/fill-you ... ll-public/

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Re: I just discovered NEWSARSE

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:22 pm

Nice, I like these.......

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Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:26 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:Nice, I like these.......
I did chortle noisily in work. :biggrin:
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Post by redunderthebed » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:28 pm

:funny: Very good
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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:35 pm

Bookmarked. 8-)
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Post by beige » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:37 pm

I love it! :lol:
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:41 pm

FBM wrote:Bookmarked. 8-)
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Post by Pappa » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:53 pm

Anti-piracy laser cannon proves useless against eye-patch technology
http://newsthump.com/2011/01/12/anti-pi ... echnology/
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Post by Pappa » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:10 am

Christians use Bible to predict end of statisticians
http://newsthump.com/2011/03/22/christi ... isticians/
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Re: I just discovered NEWSARSE

Post by Geoff » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:21 am

http://newsthump.com/2011/04/05/wed-be- ... hristians/

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Post by Pappa » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:26 am

Geoff wrote:http://newsthump.com/2011/04/05/wed-be- ... hristians/

We’d be total shits if it wasn’t for Jesus, admit Christians.
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Post by Millefleur » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:30 am

Pappa wrote:Vatican warns media to stop basing reports on things that definitely happened
http://newsarse.com/2010/03/26/vatican- ... -happened/
The editorial continued, “Facts are not something the church deals in, for blatantly obvious reasons, so we don’t think you should use them when reporting on us – it is only fair.”

“Look, if the Church only dealt in ‘facts’, the Bible would be about a page long and it would simply be a list of places that were definitely around at that time, plus maybe the names of a few kings.”
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Re: I just discovered NEWSARSE

Post by FBM » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:35 am

Pappa wrote:
Geoff wrote:http://newsthump.com/2011/04/05/wed-be- ... hristians/

We’d be total shits if it wasn’t for Jesus, admit Christians.
:hehe:
Very :{D !
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Re: I just discovered NEWSARSE

Post by .Morticia. » Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:56 pm

Pappa wrote:Anti-piracy laser cannon proves useless against eye-patch technology
http://newsthump.com/2011/01/12/anti-pi ... echnology/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13033437
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