American Football

[Ian]

"unattainable standard of beauty" which they have clearly obtained.

But it's a shame none of those girls are attainable by me.
Why did I get married?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"unattainable standard of beauty" which they have clearly obtained.

But it's a shame none of those girls are attainable by me.
Why did I get married?

Silly boy.

[Don't Panic]

The commentator on fox just said that the packers have a good back end.

[maiforpeace]

The commentator on fox just said that the packers have a good back end.

Football commentating is hilariously sexual, and sounds a lot like latent homosexual talk.

[redunderthebed]

well done packers.

[Coito ergo sum]

These fuckers don't wear armour.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FetB4u-6ohA&feature=fvsr[/youtube]

Generally speaking, their hits are 1/2 as hard, though.

Exactly! Europeans always get hung up on the armor worn by American footballers. But there's a very good reason why American football requires extensive padding!

Flawed logic. The body armour allows players to charge headlong into each other, at full pelt, and significantly reduces the risk of serious injuries. Without armour, each tackle comes down to the skill and daring of the players - they could hit as hard, but it's a big risk if they do. Saying American footballers hit harder is like saying a ram can headbutt harder than a lion; technically true but rather irrelevant.

A problem with your statement is that American football players used to not have pads, but the pads became necessary as the game's rules evolved resulting in the game involving much harder hits. They don't hit harder because they have pads, they have pads because they began hitting much harder.

[Coito ergo sum]

"unattainable standard of beauty" which they have clearly obtained.

Point well taken -- perhaps the phrase should be "a standard of beauty not attained or which is unattainable by the vast majority..."

[Coito ergo sum]

"unattainable standard of beauty" which they have clearly obtained.

But it's a shame none of those girls are attainable by me.
Why did I get married?

They are probably MORE attainable by you because of your wedding ring than without it. Perhaps you mean to say that you choose not to seek to attain them, by virtue of being married (which is commendable), but I am quite sure that with the right suit, your wedding ring, and the implication that you have a great, big, thick wallet, you could attain one or more of them with relative ease...

[Coito ergo sum]

The commentator on fox just said that the packers have a good back end.

Football commentating is hilariously sexual, and sounds a lot like latent homosexual talk.

Exhibit A: Packers.

[redunderthebed]

BUMP!

The NFL season has started.

-The jets have started 2-0 with scraping it against dallas (lol homo romo chokes again) and crushing the jags in their throwback uniforms which i think is not bad.Still second in the division to those bastard pats as they say at the jetlife stadium J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS!
-Lions and 'skins are 2-0

This season is awesome because i haz found torrent site and can watch every jets game.

How has the buckeyes gone so far Ian?

[Ian]

How has the buckeyes gone so far Ian?

You've no doubt missed news of the off-season shenanigans.

The Buckeyes are missing their 10-yr head coach and their All-American quarterback. Let's just say that this is a rebuilding year.

[redunderthebed]

How has the buckeyes gone so far Ian?

You've no doubt missed news of the off-season shenanigans.

The Buckeyes are missing their 10-yr head coach and their All-American quarterback. Let's just say that this is a rebuilding year.

EDIT: fucking hell ian i think the rules that the NCAA have imposed are rubbish the schools are allowed to enrich themselves via there football program but the players who put in blood sweat and tears are not get fucked.

[Coito ergo sum]

[Ian]

Them and the Patriots.

How can I root for both, you ask? 'Cause I'm from Hartford, Connecticut, and people who grow up there are split right down the middle between Giants and Patriots, Bruins and Rangers, Celtics and Knicks, Red Sox and Yankees. I reserve the right to root for both (besides, Giants are NFC and Pats are AFC). And 'cause I follow college football much more than the pros anyway. And 'cause I just don't give a damn.

[Geoff]