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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:32 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:36 pm

laklak wrote:
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I been using a mix of hickory, mesquite, and fruitwood, cherry or apple. Sometimes add a bit of pecan. I find straight hickory or mesquite a bit too bitter, but I do mostly pork, chicken, and turkey. I've only done a couple of briskets. I made some turkey breast "ham" that came out really, really good. Cured it for about a week in brine and smoked it.
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I only smoke directly at the beginning, then wrap and continue slow cooking. This way you still get a nice ring without too strong a smoke flavor. Smoked turkey breast is one of my favorites, I like it more than pork even.

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Post by laklak » Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:05 pm

So you don't do the whole 12 hour brisket smoke thing? How long do you have it in the smoke, and how long in slow cook? I do love a good brisket.

I like turkey ham better than pig, too. I use a brine of salt, brown sugar, cinnamon, allspice, and nutmeg. Refrigerate in the brine for anywhere from 4 to 8 days, depending on how thick the meat is. Let it dry out in the fridge for a day or so, and then smoke for 3-4 hours.

I got a new smoker, a Cuisinart (ooooerr fancy ass). It's nice but I haven't got it down yet, can't control the temp and smoke as well as with my old piece of rusted shit. I'll get there. Might have to do some mods on it, put in more vents to keep the temp down.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:50 pm

I've gone 12. 4-6 smoked directly, then wrapped in butcher's paper for the remainder.

I'm looking for a new grill/smoker now.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:30 pm

3/5. I'd take that for a first review.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:47 am

Former Houston police captain accused of violent attempt to prove election conspiracy was hired by GOP activist's group

Mark Aguirre is accused of running a man off the road and threatening him at gunpoint. The ex-cop was hired as a private investigator by a group whose CEO is GOP activist Steven Hotze.
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While working on behalf of Hotze’s group, which has been attempting to find evidence for the GOP’s allegations of election fraud, Aguirre surveilled the air conditioner technician for four days with the help of at least two other unidentified people before the Oct. 19 incident. He later told authorities that he believed the technician was behind a huge voter fraud scheme in the Houston area, according to an affidavit by the Houston police officer who responded to the incident. Aguirre told police that he believed the technician to be transporting fake ballots in his vehicle and to have as many as 750,000 in his possession.

“There were no ballots in the truck,” according to a Harris County district attorney’s office press release. “It was filled with air conditioning parts and tools.”
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Hotze is also behind the anti-masks protests in Houston.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:17 am

Your stupid people are stupider than ours. How did you get so many really stupid people?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:37 am

Was the Aircon tech Black by any chance?
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Dec 16, 2020 1:50 pm

I don't know, but I read the ex-police officer believed "the suspect" was using Mexican kids to sign the ballots. Apparently that's a clever way to avoid fingerprinting...

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Post by Tero » Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:06 pm

I put the same thing in the election thread. No, the imbeciles thread.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:50 pm

pErvinalia wrote:
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Your stupid people are stupider than ours. How did you get so many really stupid people?
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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:52 pm

laklak wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:50 pm
pErvinalia wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:17 am
Your stupid people are stupider than ours. How did you get so many really stupid people?
Fluoride in the water supply.
Sorry, but we have that too...
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:15 pm

Then we're your future. Run.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:38 pm

JimC wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:52 pm
laklak wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:50 pm
pErvinalia wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:17 am
Your stupid people are stupider than ours. How did you get so many really stupid people?
Fluoride in the water supply.
Sorry, but we have that too...
well, you have bogans and trailerboyz, so, I guess same causes, same effects and all that...
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by rainbow » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:22 am

JimC wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:52 pm
laklak wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 2:50 pm
pErvinalia wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 4:17 am
Your stupid people are stupider than ours. How did you get so many really stupid people?
Fluoride in the water supply.
Sorry, but we have that too...
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