Media Bias

[rainbow]

SO glad that Pelosi has finally made 'fat-shaming' OK again.

Morbidly obese is a simple statement of fact.

[Cunt]

Yes, but stating facts isn't popular with the overly-adiposed set. In fact, it might be another place to spot media bias.

If you gain weight, you are sacrificing something important that no-one talks about - penetration while fucking.

That FUPA will keep your dick from its full depth, her FUPA will mean that dick reaches less depth. Two fatty FUPA's and you almost might as well not bother.

There may be other reasons to keep the fat down, too...like it being an obvious waste of food, celebration of gluttony, and pretty goddamned bad for the environment.

Every time I see a fat environmentalist it makes me laugh.

[Brian Peacock]

Who's fat shaming now?

[Hermit]

If you gain weight, you are sacrificing something important that no-one talks about - penetration while fucking.

That FUPA will keep your dick from its full depth, her FUPA will mean that dick reaches less depth. Two fatty FUPA's and you almost might as well not bother.

Edward VII was not just fat. He was extremely obese.



The first sexual scandal involving him occurred when he was 16. His mother, Queen Victoria, felt sufficiently outraged to plot having him removed from his position as first in line for the succession, but she failed.

Admittedly, Edward was not fat at the time, but the growth of his girth did not hamper his sex life. There were discrete affairs as well as public ones galore, none of them platonic. He was a considerate lover, though. When he got so heavy that his weight constituted a real possibility of crushing whatever woman he was fucking at the time, he commissioned the construction of a device, named siege d’amour, that would prevent such a calamity.



You are right, of course, that two fatsos will have problems achieving optimal penetration in the missionary position, but just by looking at he chair it might dawn on you that said position is not the only one in which one can have sex with.

[Cunt]

You are right, of course, that two fatsos will have problems achieving optimal penetration in the missionary position, but just by looking at he chair it might dawn on you that said position is not the only one in which one can have sex with.

That is fucking beautiful! Would be a good thing to refer to couples working around other disabilities, too.

But you can't fucking count or something, because the point, as blunt as it was, went RIGHT fucking by.

Wait - in the custom of 'play nice', lets blame me. Maybe my communication skills suck ass.

Try this. (thought experiment or real life)

Fuck someone. Take some note of depth of penetration.

Take a bagel, bore the hole to the right size for your dink, then put it on like a cock-ring.

Fuck that someone some more. Take some note of depth of penetration.

Take another bagel, bored similarly, then hot-glue it on your partner. (line up the holes)

These bagels will limit you, even in that device. The bagels represent the 'FUPA' I described poorly upthread. (by the way, bagels are a VERY effective way to grow a bigger FUPA, should that be your desire)

[Hermit]

Try this. (thought experiment or real life)

Fuck someone. Take some note of depth of penetration.

Take a bagel, bore the hole to the right size for your dink, then put it on like a cock-ring.

Fuck that someone some more. Take some note of depth of penetration.

Take another bagel, bored similarly, then hot-glue it on your partner. (line up the holes)

These bagels will limit you, even in that device. The bagels represent the 'FUPA' I described poorly upthread. (by the way, bagels are a VERY effective way to grow a bigger FUPA, should that be your desire)

As I hinted at, penetration might be a problem in the missionary position...

[Cunt]

Try this. (thought experiment or real life)

Fuck someone. Take some note of depth of penetration.

Take a bagel, bore the hole to the right size for your dink, then put it on like a cock-ring.

Fuck that someone some more. Take some note of depth of penetration.

Take another bagel, bored similarly, then hot-glue it on your partner. (line up the holes)

These bagels will limit you, even in that device. The bagels represent the 'FUPA' I described poorly upthread. (by the way, bagels are a VERY effective way to grow a bigger FUPA, should that be your desire)

As I hinted at, penetration might be a problem in the missionary position...

Those bagels stack up. At the base of your shaft, AND around the entrance to any orifice you might try to bottom out in.

I like having effective use of all of mine. Maybe some prefer limited stroke-length.

[Brian Peacock]

Fat is a Masculist Issue.

[Cunt]

Fat is a Masculist Issue.

The media is biased toward shrinking the penii of viewers, with FUPA-bagels.

[Brian Peacock]

Why do you think you hate your body so much? Is it that you've acquired unreasonable expectations after being exposed to unrealistic portrayals of superhero-like masculinity that fetishises physical action over intellectual considerations while prioritising anger and aggression as the only valid and valued expressions of male emotion, or is it that you feel emasculated in society, in the workplace, and/or in home and are attempting to assert a more traditional notion of masculinity as being a right to power and control bound to personal physical strength that projects a sense of dominance over others as the only legitimate validation of the self?

[Cunt]

Why do you think you hate your body so much?

How clever to suggest I hate my body.

I'm wrecked by that one. Sheesh...might have to run slow tonight.

Is it that you've acquired unreasonable expectations after being exposed to unrealistic portrayals of superhero-like masculinity that fetishises physical action over intellectual considerations while prioritising anger and aggression as the only valid and valued expressions of male emotion, or is it that you feel emasculated in society, in the workplace, and/or in home and are attempting to assert a more traditional notion of masculinity as being a right to power and control bound to personal physical strength that projects a sense of dominance over others as the only legitimate validation of the self?

No, tonight, it was my fastest crossing of my pals route, an 1100m circuit around the Museum that I did at a 3:49 pace. With my sweetheart. And buddy who coordinated and delivered on a recent project that responded to the covid crisis. It was awesome to share a few loops with them, and see them watching me finish.

I feel proud to have earned the physical ability to celebrate this regular kind of night with them.

I wish you the same.

[Brian Peacock]

"Pounding an edge to sharpness will not make it last." -- Sun Tzu

[Cunt]

Quoting a smart person doesn't make you smart.

I've had a (mis)quote appending my email for nearly 20 years. For 10 or so, I've known it was bs. Left it there anyway.

I'm certain of my fitness plan, just as I'm certain that you don't know enough about it to be a useful critic. Joke all you want, I probably take this too seriously, but I would help you, if I thought I could. What I've gained the last few years is nearly unbelievable.

[Brian Peacock]

"Those who are self-righteous are not prominent, who boast are not respected, who praise themselves do not prevail."
-- A Smart Person.

[rainbow]

If you gain weight, you are sacrificing something important that no-one talks about - penetration while fucking.

...only a problem if you have a very small penis. How you sought professional help for your affliction?