The Coronavirus Thread
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Perhaps a constant misting of the air with neat gin will keep it at bay...
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It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
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It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?pErvinalia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 amIt's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
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South Africans are already immunised anyway through exposure to Ebola.rainbow wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 amIt only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?pErvinalia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 amIt's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
In Australia 15 people have been diagnosed with being infected as of two days ago. Five of them have already recovered from the infection. No fatalities so far.
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Natural resistance of the virus to Ozzies.Hermit wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 amSouth Africans are already immunised anyway through exposure to Ebola.rainbow wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 amIt only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?pErvinalia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 amIt's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
In Australia 15 people have been diagnosed with being infected as of two days ago. Five of them have already recovered from the infection. No fatalities so far.
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Nah. It's a Northern Hemisphere virus. It can't get to grips with the Ozzie accent...
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If the coronavirus were repelled by accents it would stay well clear of North America. Maybe our drop bears keep it at bay.
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Our fires killed it all.
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Religious fanatics
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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For the duration of the pandemic, close all churches...
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It's already happened in Milan.
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No, keep them open. Weed out the Christians!
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
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I'm not shaking any Christian hands till June or so. All my neighbors are Christians. There is one muslim or hindu or something 2 blocks away.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51612520Global financial markets saw some of the sharpest falls in years on Monday after a rise in coronavirus cases renewed fears about economic slowdown.
In the US, the Dow Jones and S&P 500 posted their sharpest daily declines since 2018, with the Dow falling 3.5% or more than 1,000 points.
The S&P 500 ended the day 3.3% lower, while the Nasdaq sank 3.7%.
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