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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:34 am

Excuse me, Scot, I'm a macho Australian male! :lay:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:37 am

JimC wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:34 am
Excuse me, Scot, I'm a macho Australian male! :lay:
That is your problem. I am at the other end of the table. :FIO:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:47 pm

Another heroic member of our well-regulated militia has valiantly stood up against our tyrannical government. :yessir:

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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:28 am

After Sputnik, the US was terrified that the USSR had stolen a technological march on them. So, they hatched a cunning plan to nuke the moon: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-17/ ... k/11220340
In the late 1950s, Washington set in place a secret operation to examine the feasibility of detonating a thermonuclear device on the surface of our closest celestial neighbour.

The idea behind the project was ambitious, but simple — to create an explosion and lunar mushroom cloud so awe-inspiring and unavoidable that no matter where you lived on planet Earth, it would be impossible to ignore the extent of America's military and technological might.
Hope nobody tells Trump about the idea - he might revive it...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:33 am

In other words, we almost nuked the site from orbit...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:01 am

Seabass wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:47 pm
Another heroic member of our well-regulated militia has valiantly stood up against our tyrannical government. :yessir:

Tennessee man shoots at officers with kids in car
If only the kids had been armed blah blah blah...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:58 am

Meth gators! :hilarious:
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he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?

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Re: Only in America

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Re: Only in America

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Re: Only in America

Post by Cunt » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:04 pm

Looks like Alberta, but ok.
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Re: Only in America

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