One can only hope....pErvinalia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:15 pmThis one has got to be fake. She was called Crystal Methany in another article.Forty Two wrote: ↑Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:06 pmFlorida woman, named Crystal Methvin, was arrested for possession of crystal meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/flori ... 1208369855
Meanwhile, in Florida...
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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...
There's currently a Facebook challenge asking people to Google "Florida man..." and their date of birth.
I got this.
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.miamihe ... 38185.html
I got this.
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.miamihe ... 38185.html
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Lol I got
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/03/20/f ... -squirrel/
Must be one of those Australian invader squirrels.
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/03/20/f ... -squirrel/
Must be one of those Australian invader squirrels.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Florida Man Arrested for Trying to Trade Weed for Fast Food at McDonald's Drive-Thru
Cops only caught the accused when his munchies got the better of him and (he) got back in line at the same McDonald's.
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What a sorry state, even the guy working the drive thru is a fucking Republican.
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And the police showed up!!!!!
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Never mind Florida, a wanted British fugitive has just been arrested fleeing Australia, headed for Papua New Guinea, on a jet-ski, armed with a crossbow. He might have close relatives in Florida.
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Might could be cousin Cletus, he liked him his crossbow sinct the Po-leece took his guns.
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All those 'Florida Man...' stories are bogus...
Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is
Everyone knows that the male denizens of the sunshine state are fine and upstanding, uncommonly eloquent, dapper, considerate members of the community, who respect their fellow citizens, welcome everyone with open arms, and all wipe their cock on the curtains after sex.
Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is
Everyone knows that the male denizens of the sunshine state are fine and upstanding, uncommonly eloquent, dapper, considerate members of the community, who respect their fellow citizens, welcome everyone with open arms, and all wipe their cock on the curtains after sex.
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Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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That's me in a nutshell, or was until we got rid of the curtains and put up blinds.Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:44 pmEveryone knows that the male denizens of the sunshine state are fine and upstanding, uncommonly eloquent, dapper, considerate members of the community, who respect their fellow citizens, welcome everyone with open arms, and all wipe their cock on the curtains after sex.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Florida doesn't even have normal meteors.
Is this the source of the face-eating zombies?
Is this the source of the face-eating zombies?
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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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