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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:36 pm

pErvinalia wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:15 pm
Forty Two wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:06 pm
 Florida woman, named Crystal Methvin, was arrested for possession of crystal meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/flori ... 1208369855
This one has got to be fake. She was called Crystal Methany in another article.
One can only hope....
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:37 am

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Animavore » Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:30 pm

There's currently a Facebook challenge asking people to Google "Florida man..." and their date of birth.

I got this.

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.miamihe ... 38185.html

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:32 pm

Lol I got

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/03/20/f ... -squirrel/

Must be one of those Australian invader squirrels.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:42 pm

Florida Man Arrested for Trying to Trade Weed for Fast Food at McDonald's Drive-Thru
Cops only caught the accused when his munchies got the better of him and (he) got back in line at the same McDonald's.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:58 pm

What a sorry state, even the guy working the drive thru is a fucking Republican.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:01 pm

And the police showed up!!!!!

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:23 pm

Maybe it ws shit weed.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:44 am

Never mind Florida, a wanted British fugitive has just been arrested fleeing Australia, headed for Papua New Guinea, on a jet-ski, armed with a crossbow. He might have close relatives in Florida.
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Post by laklak » Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:30 pm

Might could be cousin Cletus, he liked him his crossbow sinct the Po-leece took his guns.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:44 pm

All those 'Florida Man...' stories are bogus...

Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is

Everyone knows that the male denizens of the sunshine state are fine and upstanding, uncommonly eloquent, dapper, considerate members of the community, who respect their fellow citizens, welcome everyone with open arms, and all wipe their cock on the curtains after sex.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:04 pm

Brian Peacock wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:44 pm
 Everyone knows that the male denizens of the sunshine state are fine and upstanding, uncommonly eloquent, dapper, considerate members of the community, who respect their fellow citizens, welcome everyone with open arms, and all wipe their cock on the curtains after sex.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:54 pm

Florida doesn't even have normal meteors. :nono:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:02 pm

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