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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:33 pm

laklak wrote:
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Raus, stinking Juden!

Jewish family kicked off Miami to Detroit flight because they stank too fucking much.

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/american ... -body-odor
bah, unless they were a bunch of black hat orthodox, it's unlikely they'd have been instantly pinned as Jews, so I guess the excuse is true. Plus, lets face it, if that company gets a reputation for discriminating against them, they will retaliate from a simple boycott to Jews in well placed financial institutions refusing to invest in them, buy their stock or grant them loans, and all that is bad for business...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:35 pm

Seabass wrote:
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Ron DeSantis is Making Florida Great Again!

Florida bill would have students learn alternatives to climate change, evolution
https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politi ... evolution/
The bill’s sponsor, Sen. Dennis Baxley, R-Ocala, said that schools need to teach “different worldviews” on issues like evolution and climate change. He asserts that textbooks now skew toward “uniformity” of thought.
Baxley is known as a lightning rod for contentious issues, running bills in the past from everything to allowing guns in churches to banning designated protest areas called “free speech zones” on college campuses. He was also one of the authors of the 2005 “stand your ground” bill. Flaugh said that language is designed to guard against certain textbooks, such as those made by the textbook giant Pearson, which he argues are “teaching Socialism.”
Flaugh and another member of the Florida Citizens Alliance were appointed to DeSantis’ committee that advised his transition team on education. Flaugh said he and another leader of the group met with DeSantis during his primary campaign.
He pointed to DeSantis’ three conservative picks for the state Supreme Court as well as the appointment of Commissioner of Education Richard Corcoran as reasons that support for the educational policies of the Alliance will continue to grow.

“I’ve been doing this for six years,” he said. “And I’m more optimistic now than I’ve ever been.”
And I thought Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama were the really back asswards states...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:55 pm

Svartalf wrote:
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And I thought Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama were the really back asswards states...
Lol, they are. Florida is like the Netherregions compared to those three.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:35 am

Florida woman!

A Florida politician allegedly made a habit of licking men’s faces. She has now resigned.
She allegedly licked his neck and the side of his face, slowly working her way up from his Adam’s apple, and groped him by grabbing at his crotch and buttocks.

McGrady, who had been standing there the entire time, told Oakley that her behavior was inappropriate. According to the report, Oakley threw a punch at the woman, but missed.

It wasn’t an isolated incident, Crawford told Bay News 9 last month. Oakley had a “habit of licking men that either she was attracted to or thought that she had authority over,” he said. He wrote in a 2017 complaint to the ethics board that Oakley had made unwanted advances toward other city staff, too, and that they were “not interested in enduring that type of treatment ever again.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... -resigned/
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:38 am

So, she sure got her licks in...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:52 pm

I think her time on the commission left her with a bad taste in her mouth. :rimshot:
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:56 pm

Man arrested for masturbating on the beach -- "Martz told deputies that he was only adjusting his shorts. Later, during an interview, Martz admitted having his genitals exposed but said it was "to air it them out," the report said. " https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/loca ... /880885328

Great argument. I plead not guilty! I was not masturbating. I was just airing out my cock and balls!
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:06 pm

Florida woman, named Crystal Methvin, was arrested for possession of crystal meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/flori ... 1208369855

Florida man, named Beers, arrested for driving while intoxicated. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/loca ... /879802300
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:08 pm

Forty Two wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:56 pm
Man arrested for masturbating on the beach -- "Martz told deputies that he was only adjusting his shorts. Later, during an interview, Martz admitted having his genitals exposed but said it was "to air it them out," the report said. " https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/loca ... /880885328

Great argument. I plead not guilty! I was not masturbating. I was just airing out my cock and balls!

That can happen. Chafing is real.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:09 pm

Seabass wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:35 am
Florida woman!

A Florida politician allegedly made a habit of licking men’s faces. She has now resigned.
She allegedly licked his neck and the side of his face, slowly working her way up from his Adam’s apple, and groped him by grabbing at his crotch and buttocks.

McGrady, who had been standing there the entire time, told Oakley that her behavior was inappropriate. According to the report, Oakley threw a punch at the woman, but missed.

It wasn’t an isolated incident, Crawford told Bay News 9 last month. Oakley had a “habit of licking men that either she was attracted to or thought that she had authority over,” he said. He wrote in a 2017 complaint to the ethics board that Oakley had made unwanted advances toward other city staff, too, and that they were “not interested in enduring that type of treatment ever again.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... -resigned/
How bad is it that I suspended judgment till I had looked?

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:34 pm

Suspend judgment till the facts are presented? What are you , some kind of commie? You should immediately jump to conclusions and refuse to modify your stance. That's how we do it in Dixie.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:07 pm

I know what he means. After I saw the pictures along with the article, I was morally outraged.

Had it been Dilbert creator Scott Adams' girlfriend, I would have defended to the death her right to lick anywhere she likes... https://pluralist.com/scott-adams-girlf ... am-haters/
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:15 pm

Forty Two wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:06 pm
Florida woman, named Crystal Methvin, was arrested for possession of crystal meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/flori ... 1208369855
This one has got to be fake. She was called Crystal Methany in another article.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:23 pm

That was my article, but (as pointed out) my sources are dogshit. This one looks legit, though.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:24 pm

It was going around on facebook a month or so ago as Crystal Methany.
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